Stiff Socks hosts Trevor Wallace + Michael Blaustein stop by the kitchen for a good ol’ fashioned crawfish boil. We go in deep on porn, other comedians, and I spill a secret I haven’t told ANYONE. Follow Trevor Wallace: https://www.instagram.com/trevorwallace Follow Michael Blaustein: https://www.instagram.com/blaucomedy This episode is brought to you by Tastemade. Try Tastemade+ free for 7 days right now at https://tastemade.com/BURNING This episode is brought to you by Cornbread Hemp. Just visit https://cornbreadhemp.com/BURNING and use promo code BURNING at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Acorns. Head to https://acorns.com/burning or download the Acorns app to get started. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Stream LUCKY on Netflix https://www.netflix.com/title/81713944 Register to join us in Tampa, FL (or virtually) for the 2 Bears, 5K on May 4, 2025! https://www.2bears5k.com PERMISSION TO PARTY WORLD TOUR is on sale now: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Recipe: Crawfish Boil * 8 LBS crawfish * 4 LBS shrimp * Halved frozen corn * Red potatoes * Zatarians Crawfish shrimp + Crab boil Complete seasoning * Zatarians Crawfish Shrimp + Crab Boil Seasoning * Zatarians Liquid shrimp + crab boil garlic + onion flavor * Distilled Vinegar * Powdered Chicken Bouillon * Kosher salt * Yellow onions * Garlic pods * Oranges * Jalapenos * Lemons * Andouille Sausage * Brown bags * Butter Steps: 1. Wash all crawfish until water is clear, getting rid of the dead ones 2. Add seasoning, lemon, orange, onion, garlic, and potatoes to 8 quarts of water in large pot 3. Bring water to a boil, then add crawfish, shrimp, and corn 4. Turn off heat and let sit for 20 minutes 5. Drain and serve 6. Melt butter and drizzle on top Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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So he was just having her suck his perineum, and then I was like, oh, hey, what's up, Rachel? Rachel, have you ever heard of that? No. Okay, cool. Thank you for the drinks. So anyways...
Last year, so many of you joined us for the 5K, and it was the most amazing experience in person and virtually. It was so much fun that we are bringing it back. This time, it's in Tampa.
May 4th, we are bringing the whole crew back, including Jelly Roll. Me, Tom, Jelly Roll. Listen, if you don't think you can do it, Tommy, tell them they can do it. can do it. We can do it. We did it.
Look at us. It's not that crazy. You can do it. You just have to try a little bit. Go to 2bears5k.com to register. And thank you to Spartan for helping us produce and put this on. And everybody at YMH and Birdie Boy. We are so excited. We will see you May 4th in Tampa for the next 2 Bears 5K.
And I can't wait for Baker Mayfield to verbally commit.
He's coming?
He's definitely coming.
Great ass on that guy.
My new special, Lucky, is streaming right now on Netflix. Check it out. The Permission to Party World Tour kicks off September 18th in Rockford, Illinois, the 19th in Milwaukee, the 20th in St. Paul, Minnesota, the 21st in Duluth, Minnesota, followed by Eugene, Oregon, September 28th. Avoid scalpers and go to BurtBurtBurt.com to get your lowest ticket price. I'll take a water if you have one.
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