Daddy Gang! I present to you the first episode of EXTRA DIRTY, a new Unwell podcast hosted by Hallie Batchelder, and you're in for a wild ride. Hallie kicks off this weekly spill sesh strong: how being a chubby kid made her funny, becoming a muse for a Canadian's wild fantasy, the (very honest) scoop on her cosmetic work, why she got her real estate license, and the secrets of her parents' rock-star romance. Of course, she could not do it alone: so listen in to hear what special guests stop by. Hint: one of them just rolled out of her bed from the night before... So whether you're here to laugh, gasp, or join the sh*t talking, pour up a drink and dive into the debauchery. Muah muah!Be sure to follow @extradirty on socials & follow Extra Dirty wherever you get your podcasts to listen in each week. Cheers bitches!
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Daddy gang. What's up, fuckers? It is your father. I am here to feed you. You guys are always asking for more content. And so I present to you another podcast, episode one of Extra Dirty. You guys just listened to Halle Batchelder on Call Her Daddy, and now she's officially launching her own podcast. I am so excited for you guys to go on this journey with Hallie. I am obsessed with her.
She has the craziest stories. She lives in New York City. And I just know it is about to be a wild ride. So enjoy, sit back, relax, and maybe have a cocktail for this one. Listen to the first episode of Extra Dirty. Enjoy.
Hi, my little fucking freaks. We're having a little talk. Okay, guys, I'm doing something really fucking stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. Welcome to my podcast. Welcome to extra dirty. I'm so fucking excited to be here with you guys. I know it's taken a minute.
I know it's taken a long minute, but guys, perfection takes time. I was going to come out with something that's like fucking shitty and like I would have to redo and like it was kind of ass like whatever. I wanted this to be perfect for you guys. Like I was just being a woman of the people at this point, okay? This podcast is gonna be so graphic, so horrendous, so dirty, so slutty.
You're gonna look at me so differently. Please keep your AirPods on when you're listening to this podcast. I will say, do not listen to it at church. Do not listen to it at a classroom. Do not listen to it in front of your parents unless your dad is single, please. For the love of God. Strap in. We're going to have a fucking fun time. I'm so happy to be here. It's going to be epic.
I like might get canceled. OK, but if I do get canceled, guys, I want to be canceled for like a really hot, controversial athlete or maybe some like hedge fund guy that's gone arrested. I don't know, like something interesting, but like not too deep. We'll get into that later. But anyways, welcome to Extra Dirty. This podcast will not only be Extra Dirty and
But probably most of the time I'll be still like living on the fumes of my night before as I have consumed like a hundred extra dirty martinis. Like they'll still be in my system as I sit here and talk to you guys. If you guys don't know me, you know, I kind of just like fell into social media. I started posting on TikTok like a year, a year and a half ago.
And honestly, I was just making that platform more of like my private story. Honestly, I was like, no one's like being honest on this fucking platform. Like no one's like telling the truth or like... Showing any flaw at all. Everything's just like a perfect little like clean girl aesthetic image of what their life is. And that is just not what life's about. Life is fucking rough.
Anyways, all that shit was very short formatted content. And I was like, I feel like I could yap for hours about like what's going on in my mind. So here we are. Another fake blonde with a
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