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Jackie Schimmel: Confident Girls > Mean Girls (FBF)

29 Nov 2024

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Jackie Schimmel joins Call Her Daddy and she has a lot to say. After roasting the CHD studio, Jackie reflects on her personal evolution and how she went from a gingivitis-having, headgear-wearing preteen to the beautiful Bitch Bible creator she is today. Jackie is so recklessly confident that she faked a diploma from UCLA in order to get a job - and it worked. We’ve all encountered a high school or college mean girl, but how do we handle mean girls in adulthood? Alex and Jackie discuss their experiences with mean women and give advice on how to respond with humor. Jackie opens up about the loss of her mom. She shares how she handles grief and advises exactly what NOT to say to someone who is dealing with loss. Jackie comes in hot this episode to defend the ankle boot, praise super-ultra tampons and compare her local Home Depot to the Victoria’s Secret runway.

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3.156 - 9.182 Alex Cooper

What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper, with Call Her Daddy.

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11.528 - 36.858 Jackie Schimmel

okay jackie shimmel welcome to color daddy oh are we on we're on oh fuck yeah i figured we have henry um leo can you maybe come in richard richard oh my god richard come here treats wait look at his body i it baffles me he's so low to the ground it's crazy look at his body type like how do you explain his body type i would get you a camera come here leo get your ass over here come here bitch

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38.024 - 46.181 Jackie Schimmel

I would say that he is reverse pear-shaped. His father is pear-shaped. And he's reverse pear-shaped.

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46.402 - 48.322 Alex Cooper

Are you talking about his father as in your husband? Yes.

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49.542 - 52.263 Jackie Schimmel

Andrew is pear-shaped. He's 100% pear-shaped. He should know.

52.743 - 54.423 Alex Cooper

I dated a guy that was pear-shaped once.

54.623 - 69.187 Jackie Schimmel

It's not bad. I don't love the chafing element. And speaking of chafing, I'm wearing burlap pants. It's 100 degrees. I feel like I have a white woman's cocktail reception in my vagina. They look great. Burlap. They look great.

69.207 - 79.489 Alex Cooper

Whew. Itchy. In the wrong places. So you're a fellow podcaster. Yeah. And I was thinking about this. Someone, I asked people to write in, like, what do you guys want us to talk about?

79.709 - 80.17 Unknown

Oh, God.

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