Join Big Al for a solo episode full of chaotic story times and life updates. Alex reminisces on the time her school girl role playing went horribly wrong and when she enlisted her parents’ help in a genius plan to outsmart a fuckboy. Then, Alex reflects on her recent weekend in Chicago with her girlfriends and discusses how to best maintain adult friendships despite being in different phases of life. Enjoy!
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What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper, with Call Her Daddy. Hello, daddy gang. Welcome back to another episode of Call Her Daddy. I am aware that this week is the presidential election. And by the time that this episode comes out, we may all know who the next president of the United States is. But I am recording this episode before all of that. So
The Alex you're looking at right now has no fucking idea what the election results are or who the current president may be. So don't worry. No politics will be discussed on Call Her Daddy today. Today is going to be one of those days where it's just a little TLC time, you know, just me and you, baby. So let's hang out. Let's tell some stories.
And I'm going to give you guys some life updates if that's OK with you. Last week was obviously Halloween. And while I was mindlessly scrolling in bed on TikTok, I came across a video that made me giggle. It was this girl who was like, shout out to all the college freshmen who are having their canon Halloween event this year.
I paused on it and I screenshotted it because first of all if you're not up to date on TikTok lingo a canon event is basically a life experience that you'll never forget that it either altered your life trajectory or it altered your brain chemistry and it just really shaped who you are to the core. That is a canon event. Is it dramatic? Yes but I personally fucking love it. So
It got me reminiscing though, trying to think like, what was my Halloween canon event? What was my freshman year of college specifically? What was that canon event? Here's the thing, when you're a freshman in college, and Halloween rolls around, that's the point in the year, in my opinion, where you're kind of starting to figure things out a little bit, right?
Like you're beginning to have a friend group established. You kind of know where the parties are and where they'll be happening. You essentially start to feel like hot shit, right? And since you're feeling yourself so much, the obvious next step is that you dress up as slutty as humanly possible for Halloween.
okay because you're not cool enough yet to like go the weird embarrassing route like you're still trying to make a name for yourself on this campus and you're a freshman so you're like I want people to like fucking remember me and think I'm hot so My freshman year, I was none other than a slutty schoolgirl. So fucking original.
I had the pigtails, the glasses, the micro little skirt with the thigh highs, the whole thing, okay? So... I remember I was all dressed up. It was Halloween weekend and my friends and I were hitting the frats of Boston on Alston Street, ready to find ourselves some men at BU. And I remember shortly into the night, I found myself talking to one of the Boston U guys.
hockey boys that I had my eye on for the first semester okay and so I'm laying down my moves I'm popping out the tits and eventually I worked it enough that we headed back to his dorm to hook up and this is where this is really where the canon event begins okay sit back relax and get your fucking popcorn
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