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So we're going to go ahead and get into that, but first, for this story... Oh, I forgot to mention we have a little special guest tonight. Coming in to help us read this very funny, funny story is someone who makes good work. Dare I say admirable work. He's from this area, you know. Have you guys seen the movie Hereditary or Midsommar? Right? If you don't know him, his name's Ari Aster.
And he's here to read Laughing Jack with us tonight! Give him a round of applause!
That's not happening. I think, uh... I would have to imagine Ari Aster has a lot of better things to do at this time.
When we went inside the church, we saw that Kimber wouldn't have to do much acting to convince people she was having a breakdown. We found her at the back of the room, tucked into a chair and a puddle of curly orange hair and tears. Kyle sat next to her and pulled her into a hug. Kimber, what's wrong? I kicked his foot and shot him a look that said, really?
Yeah, I didn't think of that. What's wrong? Kimber, your mom is just being put in the ground. It's not a big deal. What's wrong, baby? What's going on? What's wrong? Yo, what the hell? Did you see that open casket? You see that open casket? Dude, your mom's bloated. It's weird.
Bro, why does her body look like that? She's all gross and mangled.
Yo, her eyes look all buggy. It's weird, Kimber. What the hell's going on with you, though? Is it your time of the month or something, Kimber? For real? Is this how it's going to be? You realize we have a play of the day, right? How are you going to fake crying if you keep this up? Gosh! Get it together. Hey, baby, I know that this is probably an act, but you need to get your game face on, okay?
We need to find that letter.
Oh, my God, dude.
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