307: Crack Chicken, Fast Fashion & Hiking Truths | Dam Internet, You Scary ft. Rob Haze & Jasmine Ellis

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help., 🎙️ Hosts Tahir Moore 💬 Comedian • Actor • Podcaster 📲  @tahirmoore https://www.instagram.com/tahirmoore/ Patrick Cloud 🧠 Music Nerd • Thought Leader • Meme Surgeon 📲  @PatrickCloudChannel https://www.instagram.com/patrickcloud/ 🎉 Guests Rob Haze 👟🎤 Stand-Up Comedian • Writer • Sneaker Enthusiast 📲  @RobHaZepresents https://www.instagram.com/robhaze/ Jasmine Ellis 💄🎙️ Comedian • Podcast Host • Makeup Maven 📲 https://www.instagram.com/jasmineelliscomedy/ 👩🏽‍🌾 Producer Hippie Goals 🌿🎬 Creative Producer • Gardener • Content Strategist 📲  @HippieGoals   https://www.instagram.com/hippiegoalz/ What do Bobby Brown’s crack chicken, hiking as therapy, male lace underwear, and doo-doo daddy fashion have in common? They all go way left on this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! 💀 This week, Rob Haze and Real Alice join us for an unfiltered convo on everything from fashion throwbacks and celeb memoirs to why Forever 21 failed us. We also touch on BetterHelp, BlueChew, and why Marie Kondo gave up after kids 😂 🔔 Subscribe for weekly laughs, real talk, and absurdity that can only come from your favorite verified duo! ✨ Sponsored by IndaCloud + BetterHelp + BlueChew 🎧 Available wherever you stream your podcasts 📌 Stay connected: #DIYS #RobHaze #JasmineEllis 00:00 – Off the Spectrum & Ironing Millennial Shame 02:16 – Bobby Brown’s Crack Chicken Fiasco 04:06 – Celebrity Biographies & Atomic Habits Hit Different 07:07 – Ron Jeremy & Revenge Eating: LA Comedy Hustle 09:03 – Bringer Shows & Early Comedy Culture Scams 11:03 – Hiking in LA: From Hell No to Healing 13:03 – Sober Walks & Conversation Cards 14:45 – Secret Hikes, Edibles & Candy Blunts 16:00 – Fart Trails, Forest Resets, and Step Goals 18:18 – Cartoonish Parkour and Griffith Trail Confessions 21:01 – The Late Intro: Rob Haze and the Burp Heard Round the World 22:50 – Gassy Confessions & Trail Toot Etiquette 24:31 – Body Positivity or White Lady Shade? 26:31 – Forever 21’s Men’s Line & The Zara Time Warp 29:01 – Fast Fashion vs Vintage Quality 32:13 – Women’s Fake Pockets & The Male Purse Agenda 34:07 – The Vest Era, Hillary Clinton Drip & Valet Misfires 36:01 – Doo-Doo Mamas, Daddies & 2000s Club Fashion 38:01 – Who Runs Fashion? Not Rappers Anymore 40:46 – ASAP Rocky’s Tap Shoes & Crocs Go Couture 42:44 – Zendaya’s Heel Game & Rihanna’s Reign 45:01 – Male Lace Underwear & Savage Fenty Secrets 47:11 – Men’s Mental Health Month & Breaking the Therapy Stigma 49:16 – Movie Props, Hiking Stores, and TJ Maxx as Nature 52:01 – Batman Tools, Ghostbusters Gear, and Fashion Nostalgia Closes It Out S/O to our sponsors IndaCloud 👉 Ready to elevate responsibly? Visit https://indacloud.co/ and use promo code DIYs to get 25% off your first order plus free shipping. 💨 Legal. Lab-tested. Delivered discreetly. Your couch just got way more comfortable. BetterHelp 🧠 Taking care of your mind is not weakness — it’s wisdom. Get started with therapy at https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYS to get 10% off your first month. Blue Chew 🚀 Want to level up in the bedroom? Head to https://www.BlueChew.com and use promo code DIYs for your first month free — just pay $5 shipping. 🟦 Discreet. Doctor-approved. Delivered. Stay ready so you don’t have to get ready. 😏 💬 It’s private, affordable, and done entirely online. Real men get help. You should too. Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

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