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332: These Stories Should Be ILLEGAL 😭 | WeezyWTF & Akeem Woods Join DIYS
12 Dec 2025
Miracle Made - Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to https://trymiracle.com/DIYS and use the code DIYS to claim your FREE 3 PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40% OFF. IndaCloud - If you’re 21 or older, get 25% OFF your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpod Factor - Eat smart at https://www.FactorMeals.com/diys50off and use code diys50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year. Today’s episode of Damn Internet, You Scary! gets absolutely UNHINGED. WeezyWTF (Decisions Decisions and WTF Media) and comedian Akeem Woods pull up with some of the wildest stories we’ve ever heard — from U-Haul threesomes to fake pregnancies to escape work, micro-penis escapes, getting robbed DURING sex, gay hookup apps, down-low drama, invoice scams, and why straight men are “too easy.” Plus we break down the guy who scammed Google & Facebook out of $122 million, billionaire ethics, Teslas, braces, and parenting Black kids in 2024. This episode is pure chaos. You’ve been warned. 🔥 TODAY’S GUESTS Weezy WTF • IG: @WeezyWTF Akeem Woods • IG: @AkeemWoods • Tour Dates: AkeemWoods.com ⏱ CHAPTERS 00:00 – Intro & Guest Introductions 01:28 – Icebreakers & The Funniest Lies Ever Told 05:08 – Weezy’s Fake Pregnancy to Skip Work 06:46 – Akeem’s Micro-Penis Escape Story 10:33 – What “Top” Really Means (Gay Terminology 101) 11:10 – The U-Haul Threesome Story 14:30 – Period Sex Prep, Braces & Oral Sex Disasters 19:48 – Getting Braces Removed Just to Suck D*** 22:12 – Teaching, Sexting Moms & Wild Parent Stories 27:12 – Dick Is Easy to Get? The Ease of Straight Men 31:14 – Weezy’s Story of Getting Robbed DURING Sex 36:55 – Down-Low Men & Post-Nut Clarity Fights 41:44 – Google & Facebook Scammed for $122 Million 47:11 – Weezy’s Employee Who Tried to Scam Her 53:35 – Are Billionaires Automatically Bad People? 1:05:05 – Raising Black Kids & The Reality of Work 1:08:27 – Final Topics + Guest Plugs Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 👍 LIKE the video — it helps us more than you know 🔔 SUBSCRIBE for weekly crazy stories 💬 COMMENT the wildest lie YOU ever told 🎧 LISTEN to the DIYS podcast everywhere podcasts stream 📸 FOLLOW us on IG @DamInternetYouScary
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