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Distractible

Animal Noises Too

31 Mar 2025

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0.149 - 27.818 Mark

Good evening, gentle listeners and watchers, and welcome to Destructible. This episode, Mania Mark the Barmy Baker demands brainwork from the boys for finding fauna fanfares. Brunching Bob builds an illicit empire, emulates bird base, noses Gavrier Immer, and Tyler's termination. Wumbling Wade marvels at the man without fear, endures shitstorms, slaps hard, and screams.

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28.298 - 45.472 Mark

From effusive eyeballing to outraged otarionay. Yes! It's time for Animal Noises 2. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

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47.028 - 72.169 Mark

Hi, welcome back to Distractible. I'm so glad you're here. It's so good to see you. I hope you're ready for a lot of eye contact and a lot of ear contact from your favorite host, Markiplier. That's M-A-R-K-I-P-L-I-E-R. You okay, man? People been misspelling your name or something recently? I'm great. Oh, that sounds believable.

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72.309 - 79.115 Wade

What are you looking at as you say that? You? I'm looking right at you. Why are we down there?

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79.695 - 83.358 Mark

I don't know. Why are you down there? Hang on, let me move you.

83.378 - 88.503 Wade

It's a little unsettling when you're like, I'm fine. Can't you tell by the way I look at you?

89.283 - 108.952 Mark

I'm fine. I'm so good. You sound fine. Guys, I want you to rate the sanity of the snack that I'm eating for lunch. It's a tortilla. Zero. That I'm tearing into chunks and then scooping little bits of cream cheese with and then rolling up into little cream cheese rolls. Give you a cannoli point.

109.44 - 113.742 Wade

You want some? You're also going to get the, oh man, you're also on the wheel for the eating.

114.423 - 116.844 Mark

Yeah, baby. Okay. All right.

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