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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, Woodless Wade winces at wanked-on mags and questions the boys about bugs and pussy. Mankini'd Mark is too hot, rar, purchases pitiful firepower, and ramrods his wick. Blue-eyed Bob can't fire it up, wants to get sticky, and states Wade looks like he pounds Garfield hard. From vegan bullets to upskirting owls. Yes!
It's time for Big Dog Energy. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I just made a spit bubble and I hope it didn't show up on camera. I'm joined as always by my co-hosts, Mark and Bob. Hello, how are you two doing? We're co-hosts today? Did we all win? We're always co-hosts. I'm just THE host. I don't think that's how that words work.
competitors is kind of what i've been hearing your competitive co-host and i'm the godlike one today who hasn't won in a long time and complained about it last episode it has been a long time but i'm glad to be back i wasn't really complaining about so much as trying to keep my streak alive i hope everyone is doing well while i try to figure out my life i'm gonna allow these two to have some small talk time what's up guys i learned an interesting thing about temperatures and furnaces this week
Oh, wow. Did you know it can be cold enough outside that your furnace, which is inside the house in the basement in our house, can then not be able to turn on because it's too cold outside, which you might think that seems like a problem. And you're right. That's a terrible problem to have.
It was this past week was like crazy cold, like sub-zero actual temperatures, which is not that cold if you live in a cold place. But in Ohio, it doesn't really get that cold. It is currently eight degrees. Which feels like warm in comparison. When you open the door to let the dog out and it's negative four degrees and windy, your whole body is like...
But yeah, so apparently for the way furnaces work is there's like an exhaust. It burns natural gas and that exhausts outdoors because of health reasons. But that exhaust is humid and our exhaust for our natural gas for our furnace
froze in the time between when it cycled off because it reached whatever temperature we set it to and wanted to turn back on because it was 64 degrees inside the house and it literally i had to go out in negative five or whatever negative whatever degrees weather at in the middle of the night in the dark holding a flashlight in my mouth and a hacksaw blade in my in my hands that were freezing and i couldn't feel them and just go up to the exhaust and go hey
And to get through the ice enough to where it would ignite the furnace and warm our house. I did that three separate times. It was an awesome night. I love being cold. I've never had that happen. I didn't know that was possible. I assumed the furnace loved it when it's cold outside. That's what it's built for. You certainly think so. You certainly think so, yes. I'm with you.
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