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Distractible Travel Guide: Cincinnati

04 Apr 2025

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The dudes are bringing it back home with this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0.189 - 28.469 Narrator

Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, Bumbling Bob builds his March Madness, and the Terrific Triad trade tour tips. Wishing Wade stocks up on Scout Snacks, berates Babel Coasters, Crackers, Ballers, and Ass Chili. Monstrous Mark the Render Ranger gets railed by the Power People. Miss Lays Tyler favors Phantoms and rags La Rosas.

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28.909 - 47.736 Narrator

From sartorial satisfaction to plush parks. Yes! It's time for Distractible Travel Guide Cincinnati. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

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48.706 - 67.704 Bob

Hello and welcome back to, for some reason, another episode of Distractible. Couldn't tell you why, it just keeps happening. My name is Bob, I'll be your host for today. I'm the host because I won the last one, and the way this works is, the host is the winner. Oh, and the winners for this one are going to be either Mark or Wade, because that's the other part of how this works.

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67.984 - 70.868 Wade

Others and the host is the winner, like laying the foundation for you to win.

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70.888 - 80.282 Bob

I win because I'm the host. I'm the host because I win. I host this one. I win this one. I host the next one. I'm the host forever because all I do is win, win, win, and so on.

80.723 - 103.679 Mark

What a tautology. Can I comment on something? The listeners are going to weep because I'm going to mention another visual thing. But our shirt color combination is just very pleasant. It's very striking. It's more colorful than we usually are. And yet they match up quite nicely. I think that this is going to be maybe our best episode ever because of that.

103.899 - 110.303 Wade

We have like a red, a sky, an aqua, and then what, a burnt orange? It's almost a traffic light.

110.683 - 132.582 Bob

Blue means go. Everyone knows that. It's more, it's green to me. I said almost. I'm not yellow, obviously. Blue almost means go. Everyone knows that. Editors, turn us into a traffic light. It's good to be back on top, boy. Perfect. I do have to agree with you, Mark. I like the colors of our shirts. I'm just going to throw this out there. This is accidentally day three of this shirt.

132.962 - 153.898 Bob

James was up in the middle of the night last night, so I didn't go to bed till four o'clock. Accidentally slept in, had to go get the dog's medicine. Didn't end up getting the dog's medicine. Still wearing the same shirt. Life is going really well over here for me. And for the listeners out there, I want to comment. We sound really good today. I might sound completely different.

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