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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractible, this episode. Massacring Mark threatens a micro-knifing, plays a trailer, points out ploom-boom poisoning, and butthole biology. Bizarre Bob gets goosey, and Agent Anus doesn't get wood, recollects eating chalky octopi and tungsten tootsies.
Whittling Wade talks melting piles and crouching crabs, antagonising the Arbiter and Riz's radiologists. From dominating Cincinnati to crispy babies. Yes! It's time for Mark Prepared for This. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
I pretty much assume that if you're somewhere where you're on a voice call and it's being transmitted, there's no reason to think that that's not being watched if someone really wanted to. Like, I know there are end-to-end encrypted services, which, besides Super, is not, as far as I know. But even then, it's all managed by someone.
Someone, some greasy code monkey somewhere has a computer where they could just pull it up if they so chose.
The only way to get a... secure connection is to own the fiber from one point to the other. And what I discovered recently is AT&T offers that as a service. They will run the fiber from one to another place, a new line all the way using old conduits and stuff, but a new line all the way from one building to another to do that. And I asked like, whoa, why would that be for?
And they say like police stations do it all the time. Secure government buildings do it all the time because they need no one to be able to get in that or have any other. So AT&T or whoever does the internet, they build it and then they hand off all the equipment. So it is a thing that can be done. We just don't have anywhere close to the resources to be able to do that.
how expensive would a cross-country distractible fiber wine be oh probably in budget right we need a few more sponsors but we'll get there if you lived in cincinnati then we would just need cross a couple county lines fiber one secure yes delicious no well fiber one's tasty
Not the one that we're using for our connection. I don't think that's Fiber One. I think that's just regular. You know what? Was that quoting a commercial?
Yeah, it's the Fiber One and Fiber Brownies. Is that D2 Steel you're shining in my face? Get that bullshit out of here.
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