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Good evening, gentle listener or watcher, and welcome to Distractable, this episode. Matinal Mark supports stress, has a soundboard situation, and bongs his bud's big brains. Busy Bob dotes on the four and scat, then bashes the browns, big balls, and blowing. Waif-like Wade declares April idyllic, hammers Swiss holes, comes on bums, and struggles. From Podcast Superiority... Hi.
Welcome to Distractible.
Thank you, Baltimore, for that incredible intro. You're a treasure. You the man. A beautiful soul, and we appreciate you. I'm looking off to the left, I'm assuming. I looked up toward the heavens because he is our god. I wouldn't dare to look at him. I know my place. My name is Markiplier. This is Distractible. You did find the right podcast. You don't need to look anywhere else.
This is the only place you need to be ever and forever. All those other podcasts, they're... Horrible people. Yeah.
Get them.
We're the only good ones. Yeah. The only ones. Anyway, the other good ones here are Bob and Wade. Tell them how good you are. I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille. Hello. All right, I'll go away. I'm better than both of you, which means I'm the best person on Earth, according to our rules. Because we're all better than all of the rest of them.
We're making some sweeping generalizations to start today, and I'm here for it. I mean, everyone's going to start a podcast eventually, so, you know. There's only three guys who form a podcast. Everyone is either already a podcast-er or just a podcast-er waiting. It's all linguine, glasses guy, and mustache man. We know those three. Mm-hmm. Yep.
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