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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Weiner gagging Wade, whops out his tool, rejects modernity, and tasks the trio to identify outdated idioms. Muggle managing Mark, props for Prusa, ocular golden showers, and amazing avatar erections. Heartbroken Bob, needs your love for Lexi, touts battlefield breeding, and suspects Semaphore.
From tragic news to fucking foxes. Yes! It's time for Our Shirts Are Out. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm today's host. Why? Because the wheel favors me. And really, that's pretty much it. Joined as always by my co-hosts, Mark and Bob. Hey boys, how y'all doing? Hi. Hello. I'm good. Great. Did you want more? Did you? Nope. I wanted one word answers only.
You didn't say anything about small talk or anything, but... And one word, how are you? Sad is kind of a downer, but I'm gonna go with sad. Actually. Sad and good. All right, excellent.
Well, if you've never been here before, this is a show where one of us hosts, the other two compete for points, and I don't give them enough time to talk or explain much about what's going on until right now when I say, hey, small talk. Would you like to elaborate on any of the things you've said? Sure. Well, it's confusing because of how time works, right? But right now, we're in the future.
That's the last episode's thing. Whomsoever is listening or watching this, you're in the future. But right now, it's two days before Lexi has surgery. Lexi is my dog for anyone who doesn't know. And she has a cancerous tumor on her little leg. Honestly, it's been all good news that we took her in for a routine checkup and they were like, well, she's got a little mass on her leg.
And I was like, yep, I asked you to look at that. And they're like, well, we think it's cancer. And it was, but all subsequent tests have been like best case scenario. So it is still needs to be removed. But otherwise, like. No big metastases or anything, and it seems to be a very slow-growing, not very aggressive type of mast cell tumor, I think is what it is.
Anyway, she has a surgery, and it should be fine. She handles anesthesia pretty well. She's otherwise healthy, aside from being 12 years old, but that's been really stressful. She should be fine, but that doesn't really mean anything when you're about to drop off your dog for a big surgery and... So in the future, you'll know if anything happened. I don't know.
I probably won't tweet about it or anything. I don't social media anymore at all, but we'll talk about that next time. But for right now, I'm stressed. I've been trying to be chill about it, but it was really stressful and I don't like it. Feel like a bit of a dick for cutting you off on the sad earlier now.
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