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Distractible

Right In The Sauce Box

03 Mar 2025

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Things are gettin' real saucy between Wade, Bob, Mark, George & Martha Washington, skating flies, briefcase puppies, and a whole lot of ketchup. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0.149 - 30.291 Narrator

Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Wide Ty Wade, the huge-handed, demands his dudes uplift anachronistic idioms. Munching Mark propounds making peens, drops a F-word, cripples with crinkling, and cooks the ketchup. Bumbling Bob talks door cams, wants tail or a penguin penis, and knows his sarcophagi and shyness. From soup snaffling to microchoppers.

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33.195 - 43.469 Narrator

It's time for Right in the Sauce Box. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

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44.687 - 67.67 Wade

hello everyone welcome back to another episode of distractible i'm today's host wade why because i ended up winning one of the craziest finishes in distractible history if you haven't watched it you should go back and do that joined as always by my co-host mark and bob hey guys hello how goes things pretty good yeah pretty good mark i can't help but notice that you seem occupied over there why why yeah i have a job what of it

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69.059 - 69.239 George

Okay.

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69.579 - 86.85 Wade

As stated, I think you know what you're doing and why you're doing it. Oh, yeah. No ulterior motives here. Well, what's new? We usually open up with small talk, and I guess I will follow that continued trend. How goes things? What's new in your lives? What's going on in the world? I swear to God, I was just in the break.

86.87 - 99.937 Wade

I was just thinking of something, and I was like, that'll be really good small talk. Great. What was it? You ever fall downstairs? No. No? No? No. I've tripped going up the stairs before.

99.957 - 113.362 Mark

Always up. The only time I've gone down the stairs in a semi-planned, unplanned manner was when I was in the coffin box and Ethan slid me down the stairs. Fucking love that clip.

114.982 - 121.268 Wade

At the end, when you... I forget if you sit up or it just reveals your face and you're all... Whoa.

122.329 - 128.432 Bob

Whoa. It sounds catastrophic.

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