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Good evening, Rough Riding listeners or watchers, and welcome to Destructible. This episode, Maneuverable Mark gets reamed by Reddit, acts the alchemist, then gets the boys to fuck with reality. Bookworm Bob loves the library, threatens explosions, pilfers Pokemon, and emancipates Kemet. Well-received Wade goes after Dumbass, receives the Lash, and apes J.T. Kirk.
From various equities to the Second Amendment. Yes! It's time for September 10th. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello, gentle listeners. Gentle?
That sounds like the other show.
Hardcore! Hardcore watchers, gentle listeners, welcome to Distractible. Today is another great day for another great episode hosted by me, Markiplier, who miraculously won because I knew to check under the eyelids. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you gotta listen to last week's episode or watch it if you're hardcore. 🎵 If you want easy mode, just listen to it.
But I won that round, and so that means I get to host this episode, and I get to subject my friends, Bob and Wade, to my whims and my whimsies. Say hi, guys.
Subject is an ominous word, but hi. Hello. Hello. Congratulations. You earned this.
We all thought of the eyes. You just thought of them at the end.
You earned it, and we deserve it. That's fair. That's fair. How are you guys doing this fine, fine Tuesday?
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