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Guten Abend, verehrter Hörer und willkommen zu Distractable. It's time for the election episode. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Welcome everyone to a very somber distractible, a very serious distractible. You know when like a PBS show would come in and there would not be the happy-go-lucky music and all the bright colorful opening and it would just be some guy sitting there. Hey, listen, things are all exploding right now. Well, we're here to just tell you it's okay in the scariest way possible.
That's what I'm trying to do right here. It's working, because yeah, I was like, man, only in the worst of events do I remember it being like that. This is the time. Three weeks later from when the day that it is, because we're so far ahead in our recordings, because we're such efficient, efficient boys, that we are on the pulse of the news.
And we here are with Distractibles live election result discussion. I voted today. Wow. I did too. I'm just a show off. I brought another shirt in case we didn't want to date the episode. No, we're dating. Oh good. What a crazy election it will be and was and is. The results of which resound across all time. Even here in the future past. Isn't this just the future future?
No, we're in the past of their future. We're in the past of our own future for their present. Ow. How did you hurt yourself? You're sitting at a desk. I'm fine. Don't worry. Okay. Listen, my name is Markiplier. Or maybe it's not anymore. I don't know who I'll be in this future, present coexistence that we have. The changes that we're going to affect to the future will ripple.
And this will be the only surviving message from a past that no longer exists because the future that you're listening to this branched off from a causality effect Das brach das Universum. Wow. Die einzigen überlebenden Mitglieder der menschlichen Rasse mit mir aus diesem Bereich der Zeitung sind Bob und Wade. Ist das wie Interstellar? Genau wie Interstellar. Okay.
Nein, ich verstehe, was jetzt passiert ist. Oh, das ist wirklich traurig, dass das Knacken auf der Wand während einer FAP-Session dann kam.
Nein! Sorry.
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