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Distractible

The Perfecter Crime

21 Apr 2025

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0.809 - 19.754 Advertisement voice

3000 Action-Filialen in Europa und wir feiern mit extrem niedrigen Preisen. Zum Beispiel selbstklebendes Fliegengitter 130x150cm, nur 75 Cent. Und zwei Zicky-Boxer-Shorts aus nachhaltiger Baumwolle, nur 2,99. Für noch mehr extrem niedrige Preise besuche unsere Filialen oder schau in die App Action. Kleine Preise, große Freude.

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20.134 - 39.551 Narrator

Guten Abend, liebe Zuschauer und Zuschauerinnen, und willkommen zu Distractable. In diesem Episode findet Maudlin Mark eine Bibliothek-Bärin, dann challenge die Jungs, um Spy vs. Spy zu spielen. Der liebevolle Bob fragt über Wade, kommt in alte Männer und hat Hyperhearing als weiblicher Warden.

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40.371 - 64.077 Narrator

Wetter Wade meint für Charity during staycation, flushes himself, clubs guards and attempts a prison break. From pumper melons to grayness. Yes, it's time for the perfect crime. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

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65.681 - 77.151 Mark

Hello and welcome to Distractible. This is the podcast that you have chosen and your fate has been decided. There's no going back now, you're in it for the end. Because our retention time needs to stay up. No matter what!

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79.534 - 96.794 Mark

I'm your host Markiplier here to guide you through this episode and all the adventures therein and the people that I'm going to subject to my whimsical whims are these two gentlemen here Bob and Wade. Wade why are you making that face? I splashed water on me and I can't unwet.

97.059 - 104.884 Bob

I don't know what that means, but I don't like it. I went to take a drink and somehow... No, that's not the part I don't know what that means. I know about the water.

104.904 - 111.148 Mark

I can't stop feeling wet. All of my head just feels wet. It won't stop, you know?

111.188 - 117.832 Bob

And I'm Bob. Hi Bob, how are you? Wet? Oh, I'm excited to be here. Dry.

117.872 - 122.855 Mark

Dry as can be. What does the philosopher say? The unwet life is not worth living. I'm pretty sure.

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