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Distractible

WordPad Broke

10 Feb 2025

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All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0.269 - 28.72 Narrator

Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, war-headed Wade loses his D&D doodles, has superhero relatives, and Microsoft eats his notes. Bullying Bob lays into Wade, finds ninja apartments, talks tosh about wingspan, and the biggest Mac muncher. Melting Mark talks AI, big chests, needing to exercise. pee, bigger beds and inappropriate oils.

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29.181 - 44.599 Narrator

From lubed were-clowns to killer bidets. Yes! It's time for Word Pad Broke. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

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45.666 - 68.392 Wade

Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractible. I'm the host, and boy does it feel good to say that again, Wade. Joined as always by my... I called you co-host last time and you guys were like, co-host? We're not going to let you get away with anything, don't worry about it. Yeah, yeah. Joined as always by my friends. Friends? And occasional host of this podcast, Mark and Bob.

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69.977 - 91.878 Wade

Hi, guys. Occasional hosts? I host all the time. I'm the best one. We each host occasionally. I think I fall under the occasional hosts. I've been quite the losing streak. I'm the funniest one. I've had a pretty bad streak this year until lately. I've lost a few in a row. Still January for us. What do you mean you've had a bad streak this year? I've had a real bad start to the year.

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91.938 - 93.96 Wade

First three months, not as many wins as I would have liked.

96.587 - 99.916 Mark

So you're predicting, you're estimating your poor performance in the future, right?

100.016 - 113.762 Wade

Yeah, yeah. Okay, actually. Based on my performance, I'm expecting those results. I believe it. He knows what's going to happen. I'm just getting things written down on my... I was going to say my WordPad here. You know, I'm just going to get it out of the way here. My WordPad here.

114.082 - 129.01 Wade

So I had a whole bunch of topics, and by a whole bunch, I mean at least five that I would open up, and I'll occasionally come up with an idea for the podcast. I'm like, ooh, that's a good idea. And I'll open up WordPad, and I'll type it in there, and I'll be like, okay, here's an idea. Here's a little breakdown of what the idea is. I'll save it. And then whenever...

129.87 - 145.211 Wade

I'm making my way toward these ideas or whatever. I'll go in and I'll like elaborate on them some and be like, okay, this is for some of them like secret words in the past. I would come up with a list of words, whatever, have it. Well, it turns out that Windows had a forced update recently. And by recently, you guys might be like, oh, it was like a week ago.

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