Martin is shook up after taking his son to get an x-ray after an unfortunate stumble. Uncle Si meets his match in 10-year-old Sage, who casually chokes out John-David in one second flat and rattles off jujitsu moves and hunting stories like a mini ninja. John-David and Martin reminisce the time Willie played golf with Larry the Cable Guy. Stone gives Martin an unexpected motivational speech as he faces down the big 4-0 - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Ha, ha, ha. What is that woman ordering?
Somebody stayed up too late like that.
Who, me?
Yeah. My dear. Actually. He takes me 10.50 leaving the movies like he's Hunter. Yeah, well, you were the one playing video games last night. No, I wasn't. Why were you up? My wife made me watch American Idol every evening. There you go. See, we're just doing things for our wife. Mainly because I'm leaving today, so it doesn't matter. I got to go to Tulsa. Also, welcome back. A town that loves you.
That's a good town.
Yeah.
Got some good people there.
I'm speaking tomorrow morning. Tulsa? Yeah. You about to make the Larry the Cable guy joke? Is there a Larry the Cable guy joke about Tulsa? Yeah. What's Tulsa backwards? Oh, dang. I thought about it like that. That was like 2004 blue collar comedy. Get her done. That's before he played Tow Mater. That's before he had to clean up his act a little bit. Oh, Dan, our friend Dan.
That was one of the best parts of Willie always doing golf tournaments with him. He'd be talking in his normal voice, which is still pretty redneck, and a kid would see him. And then all of a sudden he'd switch to tomato from cars. I'm the world's best backwards driver.
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