Uncle Si realizes that he might not be Mall Santa material after moonlighting as a Christmas elf with Phillip for an evening! Martin’s twins meet Santa for the first time and if he’d made a bet on how it would go, he would have lost it all. John-David brings in his Uncle Mac, who was recruited by the real-bearded Santa organization, which is actually a real thing. Si is rescued by his tech-savvy wife from sheer boredom, and the boys dish out advice for dating the preacher’s daughter. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Welcome back to the DuckTallroom ladies and gentlemen we are here we are um yeah it's the winter we got the holiday season is all around us and man hope you guys are having a good holiday season so far hope you're getting ready for Christmas and all the things that go along with that Christmas time is here. Oh, that reminds me.
Here you go, Johnny D. That's the worst song ever, and Willie always sings it. And now I've carried that tradition on to my children and annoyed them by going, Christmas time is here. And now I'm annoying people that are listening.
So we had a very special guest stop by the house the other day for the boys. I'm texting this to Johnny D. And... Boom.
Okay.
Okay. Had the...
You hired a Santa to come to your house? Or is that the real one?
That's the real one. No, this is one of Santa's helpers that spreads Christmas joy before... That looks joyful. Before Christmas Day. And my man Jackson just... Full of Christmas joy. Just struggling, man. He's struggling. No, the...
uh the guy dressed as santa here is a very good friend family friend of ours and he does this during the holiday season for folks and every time he does when he's dressed up he calls and like hey are the boys awake we'll stop by so that's awesome he uh he dressed he was already doing another deal and he come by and uh the cars that you see them clenched so tightly in their hands is what he gave them little waylon got him an orange car and jackson got him a red car but no jackson was uh
Man, he's my little socialite, but not with people in costume, apparently. The beard was too big. Yeah, I would have lost a lot of money on that interaction. I was expecting Waylon to be headed for the door and Jackson about, oh, yes, he's the opposite. Yeah. And so Jackson was like, he finally he finally broke down some trust issues and walls with him. And, you know, it just took a minute.
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