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Let's kick this baby off here. We ready? I don't think we've ever been ready. Martin, are you ready? I'm going to send President Trump. We ready to run. Oh, okay.
Hey, welcome to the podcast, folks. I'm awake. We need a new holiday. I'm going to write a letter to President Trump. Okay. And we're going to get a new holiday and it's going to be called Appreciation Day. And what you're going to do is you're going to count your many blessings. Okay. Mandatory.
Mandatory. And then you're going to give God the glory for blessing your sorry hide as much as he has. You definitely don't deserve it. Fourth Thursday of November. Yeah, it sounds a lot like Thanksgiving to me. That'd be fine. Appreciation Day. You know, the day where you're thankful for everything you've been given.
Add that to one we already have. I can name three just right away. First of all, you're alive. You ought to be thankful for that. Then, hey, you've got some type of health. Okay, you may have some issues, but hey, you're alive and got pretty healthy. Thank you for that. And then the next one is, hey, you live in the United States of America. We've literally had an Irishman on here.
You ought to be thankful for that. That is true, but not everybody that listens is American.
Well, that's what I'm talking about. You live on Earth, not Mars. Well, I'm just saying. Because you could live worse places in the United States of America. That's all I'm saying. 100% truth. If you doubt about there's evil on this Earth, look at what happened in New Orleans on New Year's Day. Yeah, that's bad. We live on a wicked planet, folks. Yep.
Okay, and hey, look, you better be thankful for what God has given you, okay, and appreciate it, okay, is all I'm saying. That's why I say I need a new holiday. Appreciation day. It's like double Thanksgiving. When are we doing it? What's the date? I say Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving Eve. Thanksgiving Eve. If we're going to make our own holiday, we got to do it right. You mean different.
Yeah, it's already got one. No, no, no. This is a new one. We have Thanksgiving. No, I know. That's what I'm saying. Thanksgiving's already got its deal. So we got to amp it. Here's what you do. All right. Split it in half between Thanksgiving and Christmas. I like that. That's too many holidays.
That's too much. Yeah. This needs to be like in April. Well, that's Easter. Why? That'll work. But sometimes Easter's up there in March. April 27th. That's my birthday. Okay, so our proposal to the president. I mean, that's not a big holiday area. Yeah. So April 27th, we're going to have National Appreciation Day. Now, the real question is. What are we eating? Yeah. What's the official food of.
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