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Uncle Si Regrets Having to Blow Up the 'Grey Ghost' & Justice For Peanut!
12 Nov 2024
Uncle Si is informed of the demise of internet animal celebrity Peanut the squirrel, who was seized from his home and euthanized by the state government. Si may like to eat squirrels, but he supports the right of Americans to safely keep non-traditional pets in their homes. Martin is trying and sort of succeeding at potty training his two-year-old sons, and Godwin takes the boys back to the “Duck Dynasty” days with his off-the-wall comments. John-David shares a video that he’ll probably regret sharing someday in the future. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Bye. You had rabbit and squirrels too this weekend? Yeah. Lucky for you, the government didn't get involved. Why is that? Have y'all not seen the thing about the squirrel? Martin, you've seen the thing about it. Squirrels, let me tell you, you cook a squirrel in a black iron skillet for about three hours. And pour some gravy over top of it. Shake the meat off the bone. You're talking about good.
Yeah. Sounds good. Rabbit, too. Have you ever had a pet squirrel? A pet now? You have? Yep.
What was the pet squirrel's name, Si? I don't remember. Didn't name it? But, hey, mama had just bought a brand new couch. Okay? Brand spanking new. Brought it home, put it in the living room. You went in there and sat down, and a spring. You heard, boing. That squirrel got up there and pulled cotton out of everything and made him a little nest. He wasn't your pet no more, was he?
We fried that sucker up. Uh-huh. Yeah, I figured that. That's it. You ate your pet squirrel? Oh, yeah. Hold on. Mama said, hey, pop him and skin him out. We think they have squirrel and dumpling. If the past is any indication, he probably named the squirrel Beaver. Hey, hey. You know, because he had Eagle the Pigeon, so you just go. Eagle the Pigeon. A buddy of mine had a big fox squirrel.
And big teeth. I get it. And he made one of the little trap doors like you do for the dog. He made it for a squirrel on the window. Well, that squirrel would go out and go in the hickory tree and go over and just, you know, he was the size of a young fox. I'll say it. That squirrel probably weighed seven pounds. That was a bull. Oh, no, he was.
Marbled fat. No, no. I got a picture of a fox on my spy point deer camera. Red or? He keeps coming. Well, he's black and white because it's a night picture. I don't know if it's a red or a gray fox. He's probably gray out there in the mountains of Arkansas. Yeah. I got a three-legged one at the house. Where? Fox. Fox.
I got a cat up there, too. I got a three-legged red fox at the house. No, they got pictures of you. Oh. Mountain lion. Mountain lion? Puma. In the mountain. No, it's a mountain lion. In the mountain. That's a puma. No, mountain lion. No, it's a puma. No. That's the same thing, dummy. Okay, anyway, back to squirrels. Yeah, what happened with squirrels?
So you sent something in a group text that said, are we talking about a squirrel? There is a famous squirrel on Instagram. A famous squirrel? Peanut. Peanut the squirrel has over 700,000 followers. As he should. He lives in New York. Wow. That is not good for Peanut's future if he lives in New York. New York City. And the suckers are cowboys. There ain't no trees in New York City.
Time out. Please make Peanut your profile picture for the time being. Hashtag justice for peanut. We love you all. What? It is about to take a dark turn. Central Park got some giant squirrels. It's about to take a what? It's about to take a dark turn. This story does not end well. What's the matter?
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