Kings of Con: The Podcast
Episodes
The Drama Drama
29 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's Rich's movie minute, taking a trip down Hollywood Squares and casting the All In The Speight sitcom.
Hell, he'll heal heels
15 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
New jingle, new needle for Bobby's heels, and a walk down Hollywood memory lane...
Family Feud!
08 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Are you ready to play the Feud? And other fun out of date references, bandied about with no regard to time or place.
A Pianist and a Tromboner walk into a bar...
01 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Rob and Rich reunite after a few weeks away. Lots of catching up to do here. Lots of unnecessary jokes too.
It Goes Without Saying
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Rob and Rich view into the rearview and review their viewing of the re-view of the Oscar's Review
I'm Just A VCR Man
06 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Apropos that this is episode 4.20 because there is (spoiler alert) talk about weed. And also (spoiler alert) talk about spoiler alerts. And Rich is th...
Stump Me
18 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A visit from friend of the podcast Hank Chilton, covers you didn't know were covers and a walk through Richard's technology education.
Super Bowl Wrap with Lettuce & Tomato
10 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
He's Johnny Lettuce, I'm Tommy Tomato....Rob and Rich break down the football game like two guys who have very limited knowledge of football a...
Grammys and Gramps
08 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's the "this old home" edition of the Kings of Con. Plus Super Bowl preview and Rob's Grammy report!
Fueled by Fomo
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Rich finally sees Misha's show, Rob's a fomoholic and Slow times at Ridgemont High...
Reuter Rooter
09 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's 2026! Kicking it off with our signature brand of frank and funny. He's Frank, I'm Funny.
The Angle of My Dangle
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We could tell you what it's about ,or we could give you Zoom's synopsis. It's true but lacks comedy: Rob and Rich explored family dynamics...
Family First
02 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rich teaches Rob what a Brazilian really is. And trying to "adapt" to outlets in Brazil. Plus The Hays/Speight, Benedict/Connell Thanksgivin...
Rub It In My Noise
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lots to go over about our weekend - plus we find out that Rob is an introverted extrovert and Rich is an I-know-everyone everywhere-trovert.
Don't Tell That To The Sausage!
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We've got that Sports report you never asked for, a surprise visit to Viv, and a sexy secret!
Schmelke If You Got Em
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This one is chock full of laughs, trips down SNAP lane. And a surprise guest whose name rhymes with Smuth Connell!
Let's Be Better
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This starts as a somber one so get on your serious cap. Strange times out there. But soon the mood lightens with talk that includes the revelation: po...
Risk & Likely, LLP
30 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You wanna talk tall people, road rage and book recommendations? Well, you've come to the right episode.
Wang v. Wah
09 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We've got "Rich People" stories, Rob's new nickname and senior superlatives. Dick Gnomes and Wang Stenciler are on the case!
Call the Pipe Guy
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hail storms, Machete flies and pipe guys on an all new episode!
Wimbledon't
17 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're back and we've got lots of nonsense to discuss. Wimbledon, Emmy noms and John Text, the Father of Texting.
Rob or Not Rob
31 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We've got identity theft. We've got late Oscar picks. And of course, tasteful nudes.
Wang Chung Tonight
24 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We got a great one for you: Kripke and Rob's wang, Frank rocks his socks off and a special appearance by Audrey Benedict!
Hey Mr. Puss!
04 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What a show! Rob has a computer breakdown, Rich does his terrifying "cat voice" and an exlusive interview with college bound Steve Speight!
Season 4 Premiere!
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well this certainly is exciting. We made it FOUR (arbitrary) SEASONS!! We cover it all in this Season 4 Premiere Episode -- Skarsgaards, Nosfaratu the...
Rob's Stool
15 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are talking about winning a Po'scar? Rich's state of the Union, and apparently, a small chair of Rob's.
Oh Dear a Dangling Dongle
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rich has exciting tales from his one stop tour of Virginia with the band, while Rob is lost in his dongles.
Running with SZA
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rob and his California Sobriety. Plus Grammy, Saturn Awards AND Super Bowl wrap ups! And once again Rich has fun with a certain planet whose name rhym...
Screw The Room!
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What's this? TWO podcasts in one week? Do your ears deceive you? Well probably (especially as you age), but ALSO NO! Indeed we're back already. It's t...
Uranus In Full View
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Look for Uranus on Jan 25! Plus, retelling top 5 karaoke memories, social media blackouts and ruminations on Zuckerberg. It's action packed folks!
City On Fire
10 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Two under-qualified middle aged dudes with an iPhone try to figure out what the hell is happening. Watch us try to interpret this fire in real time. ...
Don't Discount the Discount
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Back to the basics -- Rob dodges Rich's rumor mill of lies. And watch the miracle that happens as you start to believe them as truth.
The Flow by Ro-bert
16 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the flow. Find a nice place to put out your mat, make sure you have plenty of elbow room. We'll begin with a nice stretch. Say "shrimp" as ...
Ro-Ro-Ro Bo Bert...
09 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
....merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream! Sure, we start the show pretty low in spirits but we are soon ROTFL because what else you go...
Our 100th Episode (we think)
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well it's finally here. At least we think it is.
The Great Boys Giveaway
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rich throws down the gauntlet: anyone who comes to The Boys convention in New Jersey on October 26 or 27 and sings the "Ro-bert" song at Rob's Autogra...
Nobody Puts Bobby in a Box
05 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We break down the new trend of not knowing Bobby, Rich does a deep dive of Rob's drinking habits in Scotland and a quick better late than never Emmy R...
Bald-Angels
07 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Brainstorming a new Partreon tier, the correct pronunciation of Rahberht, and a recurring song from Rich!
Lickedy Fingers
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss Rob's popcorn obsession, looking for Jason Manns and Rich has his LIVE from the DNC Report! (except he's not there and it's not...
The Turd's Turd
16 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Other title options included: Mo to My Curly, Possibly Porky's, Cilantro vs. Parsley, Glownuts and RUTH!
Liv With Viv
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We've got a pitch for a new show involving Liv Tyler living with Rob's mother Viv. PLUS: Rob's Olympic Report! And Rich goes to a Music Fe...
Shawarma For Schwimmer
28 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Why people love Joseph, Oregon and How Rob is like Spicoli. On this week's episode.
The Libararitarians
20 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As promised...we're back in action! The summer is half over (or almost over in Rich's glass empty eyes) and we're in full swing. We've...
New Boobs for Mike!
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's time Mike represents. Plus: Rich's kids' scam, pilot stories and tales from the Boys...
Lobster Brothers
24 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We've got the Pearl Jam concert review, a breakdown of the demise of Red Lobster -- plus Rich met someone who doesn't know Rob
It's Not Nothing
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's the Jack Daniel's Performing Circus! We've got spinning plates, guns being swallowed, dogs balancing in chairs and more guns!
Sphinxter
10 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
These are indeed weird times and this is a weird podcast. We've got Sphinx Sphincters in Spanx. That's about all you need to know.
In A Tube, Toothpaste
04 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Everything you'd want in an episode: Lube, Rich's friend who goes by the name "Friend's Name" and Rob's street name "To...
...and Scott Baio as Rob Benedict
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's a very special episode of the Kings of Con pod. But not without our signature brand of laughs, jingles and of course, Rich's problems nav...
The Great Robini!
27 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's a tour of the new F.O.H.Q. studios aka Fartunes, South (tm). Plus reading R2 texts and a new jingle for yet another company that won't pa...
Our Forefather's Loincloth
16 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We've got news from our Australia Trip, news on being banned from Fridays and of course, Rob's stupid Oscar Wrap!
It's a Leapcast!
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's a very special episode recorded on Leap Day - Feb 29, 2024. We're talking top 5 movies of last year...we're talking coffee makers...w...
We've Got Guests!
16 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Recurring guests of the podcasts, and lifelong friends of Rob, Hank Chilton and Paul Fitzgerald rejoin the fun. It's a Rob roast!
Not Ute, Too
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We have our official Grammy report from our very own Rob, we talk Rich's hairline, and give a full rundown of LA's run-off. That's right...
NeverHeardOfIt
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's the first episode of season three! Much like the last two seasons, we stumble our way through, this time bringing you all the Oscar Noms like...
You Do Doo
11 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rich gets dirty, Phil Hartman was a genius, Rob is denied Golden Globe talk
Save The Magic
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's the Holiday Special Episode which is like every other episode except we talk about the holidays...in addition to widow's peaks, Brian Jon...
Reverse Engineering
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Goodbye that's all we have! That's how we begin. And from there we've got name calling, hurt feelings and a demon named Alan. Just your r...
Poke Salad Bobby
09 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Go easy on Rob, he's tired. Rich goes in for the full poke salad Bobby. Plus new jingles!
It's the Machete After Party Wrap up!
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What started as a Monday Morning Mopup for our Patreon listeners turned into a full on show! It's a "Half-A-Podcast" - half the effort, ...
Pronouncing McConaughey
27 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Rich teaches Rob how to pronounce McConaughey. Plus a strike update and Hank v. Machete!
We're RTD and DTF!
20 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Here's a new episode for ya. It's got everything -- comedy, drama AND A NEW JINGLE!!
Rich's Texting Problem
27 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Addressing Rich's texting problem. Also: restructuring Fortunes Studios, Government Shutdowns and introducing Pops to Radiohead...
Hard Out
15 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Don't let the early tech problems from Rich fool you...this is in fact a NEW episode! Same old issues. Rob's got a "hard out" which ...
Thank you, Mr. Sh*tbag!
01 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's a whirlwind episode. Just when you think you've lost them both, you realize yes indeed, you have lost them both.
No Beef!
18 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's a vegetarian episode, or at the very least pescatarian because Rob has NO BEEF with anyone, but Rich thinks he's being "fishy"....
We've got a Whiffleblower
28 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As promised, we're back for another brand new episode. aliens, nespresso, and yes, whiffleblowers -- we've got em all.
Strike Struck Stricken
20 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We've got extra time on our hands so that means more new podcasts! It's like back in the And My Guest Is Richard Speight days...who remember...
AI're you serious!?
09 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're talking Apple goggles, Wordle cheating, plus an appearance by The Machete!
Twenty Buck Green Juice
18 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're on a roll! Talking Erewhon Green Juice, Chris Stapleton and Rob's penchant for donating money to the airlines.
Schnitzel, hold the Weiner
10 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're talking Rob's travels to Europe, we're helping Pop Pop Speight through Zoom training, Plus the truth about Dorf.
Grammar, Baby!
28 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Can ya believe it? Two in a seven day window -- we're cooking with gas!
Glitches and Glams
24 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
An episode filled with internet glitches, repainted walls and a incomprehensible May....
Oscar Awards Pre Show!
11 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're talking tinkle, we're talking covid, we're talking Oscar Awards! A sick Rob and a Richy Rich bringing the news when it counts.
Like a house on fire
31 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Rob and Rich are back! It's 2023 and we've got new episodes coming your way. Starting with this one: We've got Machetes, We've got G...
We Are The Sellouts!
07 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're back!! We've been silent for a second, so there's a lot in here: Imogen Poots, the debut of The Sellouts, Self Citations, Golf games....an...
You say Centigrade, I say Celsius
13 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Rob and Rich discuss the heat wave, the Queen and Rich's birthday!
The Greatest Episode In The World (Tribute)
23 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we breakdown our controversial previous episode and an eye-opening review from an industry profession(AL)
Robbie, tell them a story...
09 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Witness Rich, a real life Dad in the wild. With narration provided by Rob Benedict. Plus grandma's little lies, battle of the network stars and ...
My Inflamed Sack Pt. 2
03 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's part two of two! When we last left Rob and Rich, life was hanging in the balance--or at least, Kim's text was...
My Inflamed Sack Pt. 1
27 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's Season Two of the podcast! And it starts with a two parter! Rob and Rich are back after a spell with some illness. Good news is...
And we're back...again
16 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're back after a delay! Just in time for Euro Rob, Creepy Rich and a new TV show idea (with a theme song of course)
and we're drinking again...
09 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Just like old times, Rob and Rich get their emotes on and drink themselves through a podcast! PLUS Rich helps Rob to know his scuba from his snorkel a...
Learning to Count Episodes with Rob and Rich
25 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Fresh from Paris, Rob's got a new flying with Rich story. And Rich reveals that Rob's an actual sommelier. Plus they don't know what episo...
I went to acting school....for acting
16 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Rob grabs Rich before work to discuss Kung Fu, the trials of the out of work actor and their NEW podcast, for which Rob writes an unauthorized theme s...
We're Out of Bin Liners! with Gareth Reynolds
26 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious comedian/writer/podcaster Gareth Reynolds phones talks to the boys about growing up British/American, writing on Arrested Development and we...
Damp January!
13 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Step into Rob and Rich's universe, which includes damp January, tall children, Martians and Non-Golden Globes!
Your holiday wish come true-- a real life Mark Sheppard!
21 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
At long last, Rob and Rich reunite with actor and musician Mark Sheppard! The former "King of Hell" discusses life post Supernatural and r...
Blonde Bobbo & the Brown and Grey Roots
08 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Rich and Rob show up to the episode wearing the exact same thing. Then they cover something funny from the seat of Kung Fu, band names and well, the...
Talking Old Henry with Potsy!
17 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Posty Ponicroli, director of the critically acclaimed new film OLD HENRY starring Tim Blake Nelson (and our own "Old" Richard Speight, Jr) joins us to...
ARDEN MYRIN is a National Treasure
27 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian/Actress and Host of the Will You Accept This Rose podcast, ARDEN MYRIN joins the boys for a talk about her book, her career and other goodies...
Rich and Rob with the Hollywood News Report
15 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Rich and Rob do what they do best: read the Headlines so you don't have to.
Just a little R & R
07 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Rob and Rich are back! And they're ready to discuss everything from Rich's sudden need for sunglasses inside and Rob's bad back. Plus Rob ...
The Machete's cousin, Tyler Hays
01 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Furniture designer, entrepreneur and artist Tyler Hays joins the boys from his studio in Philadelphia. That's right, have a bonafide artis...
Shaved ice and porn stars
20 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Rob and Rich man the ship solo and discuss, among other things, shaved ice and well, porn stars.
Hank Chilton returns!
13 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Writer/Producer and Friend Hank Chilton returns to get right down to the truth behind #drawergate. Who took Rob's dresser from his garage?...
Felicia Day!
04 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The lovely and talented Felicia Day joins the podcast to discuss the ridiculous LA school system, her Disney singing voice and Invisalign!  ...
Risk and Lively!
28 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
So much stuff here. Rob and Rich discuss their alter egos Risk and Likely, picking through Rob's garage sale plus a Machete sighting!!
Rob and Rich pitch tv shows
16 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Rich and Rob get weird (as usual) and brainstorm new TV shows that have yet to exist and...maybe should never actually exist. #MurderShePooped. ...
Rob and Rich Return!
02 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
And we're back. What did we miss?