Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 598: The Horrible Lives and Deaths of the Saints - The OGs
15 Nov 2024
This week the boys travel way, way back - to the days before the advent of the Holy Roman Empire to examine the dark, bloody history behind a handful of "The OG Saints" and the often brutally gruesome tales that led to their consecrations. For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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That's when the cannibalism started.
I would know.
I would feel the shards. Where are Mother Teresa's bones? I have a business opportunity. Listen, where are Mother Teresa's bones? I'm looking it up right now. According to how she's in the mother house, of course. Yeah. Oh, this liar.
The mother house?
This black liar. What? Is she in Calcutta? She is in a, where is it in Calcutta? I think it's next to Calcutta Cleveland. It was in, yeah, Mother Teresa's tomb is in Kolkata. It is in Kolkata because she had such good memories there.
Absolutely. She's laughing, laughing when she was telling people they couldn't have their food.
No, she was like, one of her favorite things is being like, oh, look, it seems you have dropped your testicles. But I'm saying if we... We've got a little weight, aren't we? Oh, can I eat your nose? I eat your nose.
Mother Teresa, if we smash up her bones and we piss all over her bones and we take that piss because of the magic of Catholicism, the piss becomes magical. Then we're making our own magic piss using the bones of Mother Teresa. And that's called money making money because piss is cheap. You can just get a priest to bless your piss. No.
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