Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 607: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part III - Bored to Death
08 Feb 2025
Yarrrr, This week the boys pick back up with the surviving passengers of the shipwrecked Batavia, stranded on a reef in the Abrolhos Islands, off the Western coast of Australia - where Jeronimus Cornelisz's bloody reign of terror had only just begun... For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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That's when the cannibalism started.
Um, so for today's episode, we're going to be talking about, obviously, some of the worst sea-based crimes since what happened to Ariel. Who? The littlest mermaid. Sorry.
But from the last I saw, she wasn't so little to me. You know what I'm saying? Okay, so you're going to start this whole thing with talking about how attractive you think the Little Mermaid is.
I'm just saying that's not how I want it. I want to know which one. It just kind of went there. I didn't mean to be there.
I'm a flounder man myself.
Oh, I know. You love, he loves a bottom feeder.
Put your eyes on one side. Let me slide underneath. Slither on top of my body, you little yellow and blue fuck.
I didn't want to do this to us. I actually wanted to make the announcement that I'm taking the payout from the CIA. And I am leaving the show. Yes, but... Thankfully, I was. Obviously, CIA gave me the payout.
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