Episode 613: Creepypasta XXI - The Severance
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There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast. On the left. That's when the cannibalism started. Who's that?
Is it so much worse? Slow down a little bit.
Yeah, I feel like it's a good way to kind of flip this whole thing. What whole thing? Like, everybody being kind of upset with that song. What song? I have no clue what you're talking about. Little Mermaid. Little Mermaid, oh. Yeah, for some reason the idea of, like, it's a bunch of fish begging you to kiss that weird, older, silent man. Yeah. And I think that that's very refreshing. Yeah. yeah that the fish are encouraging that sort of thing well it's not a silent woman and i think that kiss the girl is so much worse because you're you know it's all these people like kiss that little girl kiss that little girl kiss that little kiss the mute yeah but there's something about like people being like kiss that weird man kiss the man that's also bad why i don't know it seems awful you're making people kiss each other
Maybe it's because I was desperate to find some Gene Hackman erotic fan fiction, and it is sorely lacking.
Welcome to the last podcast on the left, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Marcus Parks. I'm here with the searcher, the man on the eternal mission for Gene Hackman erotic fiction, Henry Zebrowski.
You can't handle my balls! That's Jack Nicholson, unfortunately, from A Few Good Men. That's kind of like, but it's the same genre. I'm trying to figure out what the Crimson Tide, not Crimson Tide, right? Is it Crimson Tide? Crimson Tide, yes. Because Hunt from Red October was Sean Connery. He says it's okay to slap a woman.
And U571 is Harrison Ford. Yeah, the bad one.
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, of course, we have the eternal movie critic, Ed Larson.
Yeah, hello. Two thumbs down, you idiots.
Eddie right now is doing his first ever remote recording as a member of Last Podcast on the left. Tell me, Eddie, how's that Ramada treating you?
I mean, it's going so well that I'm using the hotspot on my phone. You're coming in nicely though. It's nice though with the bedbugs, you know, I'm not sleeping alone tonight. So it's good.
There's actually a couple of read. I did read a couple of rewrites of the scene between Gene Hackman and Morgan Freeman and unforgiven where he really gets pretty involved, but it's so hard to do that. It's, it's hard to do both because Gene Hackman's such a good actor. And I think that's the problem is it's hard to kind of capture his gravitas and In a lemon slash fix. Like, it's hard to get that into, like, hearing him sucking Morgan Freeman, like, sucking his dick dry.
It's the delivery with Gene Hackman.
Yeah, I can't do it. I can't imagine him being like, Morgan, open up. That's as far as I could. That's Gene Hackman foreplay. Okay. Morgan, open up.
Flip over. Do you think that he could yell while sucking dick? Because he's one of the great yellers of all time. Come on, man! Come on, man!
Beer can show some spine, man!
Oh, my God. Oh, man. He really did end his life like Old Yeller, except, you know, the bullet was shot by his pacemaker. Come on. Jesus Christ.
He's on the road, ladies and gentlemen. He's on the invasive species tour. He's doing stand up at night and he's fucking full of beans.
He needs to get it out.
Oh, Marcus, I got you your jumbo shrimp shirt. Hey, two, three, four.
We are the jumbo shrimp here to play a game.
Oh, Very good. Still remember it after all these years. It's not hard.
It's not a compliment. It was written by an idiot after all.
I always remember that. That big old idiot who's now a father somehow is upstairs and we continue to pay him. I want to say welcome to Creepypasta number 21. Jesus fucking Christ. We are old enough to drink. Yeah. Which means we're old enough to die internationally. And I hope that that's what this is really what it's about because Creepypasta 21 is all about you're going to get drafted. It doesn't matter what age you are. That's creepy just thinking about it, right? You know what I mean? Because the 40-year-olds are going to come for us. They're going to put us in the metal mucil brigade. I think partly what we're going to be doing is delivering adult diapers to people all through Eastern Europe, what used to be the Ukraine.
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