This week the boys conclude the story of the most irritating man in history with the series of events that would lead to the deadliest massacre in modern Australian history and an attack that would change the way the country looked at gun control forever. This is the story of the Port Arthur Massacre of April 28th 1996. For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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You know what I'm sad for? This whole series, what really makes me sad, like what I'm kind of sad, I'm feeling sad about. I feel sad for the guns. The guns. Because they never, you know, like they're just sitting around gathering dust. No purpose. Can't you just wish, don't you see that they just want to have a reason to be, Marcus?
Oh, you're talking about all the Australian guns that were rounded up? Yes, Eddie.
I think they melted them down.
But then they become goo.
And then the ones that are there to watch. There's not like a warehouse in Australia somewhere with 675,000 guns.
And how about the other guns that ratted out the other guns? The self-hating guns that called the authorities on their fellow guns. Are you kidding, Alzheimer's? No. Yeah. You might be because you're 41 today. I am dying. Yeah, you are technically dying. Is today the first? Happy birthday. Yeah. I haven't told you yet. Happy birthday. And this is my favorite way to celebrate it.
Talking about Martin Bryant's shooting spree.
Welcome to the last podcast on the left. Ladies and gentlemen, my name's Marcus Parks. I'm here with the birthday boy, Henry Zebrowski. Don't you just want a gun to have its purpose?
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