This week the boys take a look at the dark side of "The Sunshine State" as Ed Larson serves up some of Florida's most infamous cases of alligator attacks and drug-fueled cannibalism in this, the first-ever: Florida Files. For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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Man, I'm so hungry today. I woke up hungry. I think I'm going to go down to the, we have that man-made lake that's close here. And I think I want to consume an 85-year-old woman. Think about it. I want to pull her down into the water. Just hear me out. This might be crazy.
It might be an intrusive thought, but I kind of have this inkling I've been wanting to do it, and maybe now that I'm 40, maybe now it's okay for me to really finally live my dreams, which I've always wanted to grab an old woman, buy her cardigan, pull her down into a swamp, roll her around in the mud, right, until she eventually stops kicking, leave her there until she gets soft, and then come back later and feast upon her flesh.
Mmm. That's something I've always wanted to do and I've never gotten to do it.
And you know what? I think today might be your day. Welcome to the last podcast on the left, ladies and gentlemen. We have the ravenous Henry Zebrowski. My name is Marcus Parks. Henry, how ravenous are you? Bring me your abuela.
tell you bring me your abuela don't let her hit the ozempic i don't care what her fucking doctor says i want the tit yeah you want to be able to eat her with a straw i want to be able to hack whole lobes off her with a machete once i'm done letting the swamp water soften her all right give me what i want it's trump's america
And today on Last Podcast, after the incredible reaction we got from our Telecom series from... From all of the sadness and violence and horribleness and the fascination behind the killer whales, Ed Larson is back today with Florida Files, Eaten Alive.
He's not dead! He's not dead! Yeah! Save her! She's not dead yet!
All right, no, don't worry, don't worry. I saved some of Grandma. What are these? Oh, my God, it's her eyeballs. That's my favorite part, man. We're going to get into some eyeball sucking today, dudes.
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