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there's no place to escape to this is the last on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes all right we're rolling oh yeah i can't we can't even start with singing elvis i You can sing it, but we can't play it. God forbid. I mean, especially Elvis. Oh, no, we'll get shot. Oh, hey, Mr. Zebrowski, you've been served. Austin Butler?
You ain't nothing but a pound dog. Speaking of getting shot. Oh, yeah, that's because why? Because I'd be in jail? No, the pound. You know, they kill the dogs. Oh, great. Yeah, we'll start with something else. Immediately to the dog murder. As soon as we start. As soon as we go. Hey, Eddie, hey. It's me, Austin Butler. It's your best friend. Hey, I'm not Elvis. You don't have to stay in character.
You've already been nominated for the Oscar. This is me, friend. This is me. Hey there, Bubba. Hey, listen. I just want to tell you something, Ed Larson. Yeah, what? Is that your name? Yeah, it's my name. Oh, that's congrats. You've been surfed. Serve what? Yes. Oh, you're getting sued for copyright infringement. Copyright infringement? Yeah. Oh, I just got you. You just got butlered.
Yeah, well, butler, you should have been fatter when you died in that movie. No, they wouldn't let me. I had to go into it. I was doing a movie called Skinniest Man Alive right after that film. But at the same time, I was like, can I talk like Elvis, though? And they said, oh, I don't think you can do anything else. I was sitting there. I was like, oh, you're right, Bubba.
How did you feel about Priscilla making out with Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun movies? I'm going to tell you the truth. I got as hard as a candy cane. Something else in there. Somebody else try. I'll tell you what. I'll say the original Elvis Wayne wasn't much of a cook, but Alison Butler, he's a bit of a Dr. Kuckenstein. He enjoys them. Welcome to Side Stories.
By the way, this is your host, Dr. Kuckenstein. Yes. Henry Zebrowski. I'm sitting with the other, my, actually, Dr. Kuckenstein's monster. Roar! Fuck my wife! Quit begging me, Ted Larson. I can't believe they let the monster get married. They asked him and they rejected because the love couldn't be made. First of all, love can't be born in a lab, even though human meat can. So can bacon.
We learned a lot about this right before the show. We talked about this before. Bride of Frankenstein. She's not even in the movie. Because she knows he's gay. Oh. Frankenstein's monster is canonically gay. Is that true? Yes, I'm saying it right here. Frankenstein's monster is canonically gay. Oh, Frankenstein. Mr. Heinrich Frankenstein is ready to fuck, my friend. He is ready out there.
According to Google AI, of course, there's no explicit statement about Frankenstein's monster sexual orientation in Mary Shelley's novel, but if you see the scene with him and the blind man, the little bit of affection and sexual tension, I would even say... is that it's seen as rife with sexual tension. Now, is it Frankenstein, Frankenstein, or Frankenstain? Is it the Frankenstain Bears?
Don't do Mandela Effect with me. You yelled at the Mandela Effect man. Do you remember? I do remember. It was fun. Wait, what does it say? What is the official pronunciation? Frankenstein. Frankenstein. Oh, yeah, see? It's Frankenstein. Frankenstein. Frankenstein, I think it was just a Mel Brooks bit. It's a Mel Brooks thing. I'm pretty certain. So Eddie's back.
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