Henry & Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and wildest news beginning with a memorial tribute to everyone's favorite alligator-head-eating labrador Rambo the Dog... then - A vacation scuba accident sparks mystery in Georgia as the death of “Bagpiper of Decatur” reveals skeleton of missing son in treehouse, the NJ Police Chief in hot water for "Animal House" behavior, Kansas babysitter finds monster under child's bed, Whale News, a possible copycat Pee Bandit causes chaos in Portland, India's "Poop and Run" Theif lands himself behind bars, Listener E-Mails, and MORE! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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There's no place to escape to. This is the Lost Podcast. On the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. No, actually, I quit. I'm out. I'm out of the comedy business.
yeah yep i'm out you're in the podcast business no what are you in mostly i'm in the getting women adjusted to this body business my goal is for men across this entire country and women transitioning to men to provide a base disgust level that will allow people to sort of like you know you look upon me you look upon this body yeah you you look at my body you say like wow how does that guy do anything
Yeah, like tie your shoes. Don't know. Yeah. Open the door to your car. Have no idea. Put on a belt. Don't wish I didn't have to. Yeah. Right? But I want you to know my job is being here and existing.
And much like people want to, and I'll say this across the board, I feel like a lot of groups are experiencing this right now, and this might actually be a little bit, even a heavy way to start the show. Okay. Which is, I understand that entire cultures are being erased. People don't want to talk about trans people, but you know what's really being erased is the fat husband from sitcoms. Yeah.
And that's what I'm here to bring back. Yeah, no, you're part of the trans fat community. No, I am fat. I'm just, I am, I'm fat. I'm so, again, it's important to remember people like me, the other fat guy who lost the weight from the Mike and Molly. Did he lose the weight? Oh, yeah. had to. I think the government made them. That is the thing. They all, you know, John Goodman lost the way.
You know, you get mad, but then you realize they were going to die. Yeah, absolutely. I saw John Goodman walking around at Disney World once. It looked strange. But at the same time, I'm glad he's healthy. Glad he's healthy. But this is the thing. That's why I'm bulking back up. Goodman's getting big again. I just don't think there's anything any of us can do about it.
You know, Kevin James is getting hard. Yeah? There's no reason for that. Is he getting, like... His penis?
No.
Never. He can't. No, he can't. No, no, no. I'm talking about... No, I thought he couldn't.
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