Henry & Eddie bring you this week's biggest stories and true crime news in this super-sized Side Stories - Pope Watch 2025 comes to an abrupt end as the world reacts to the death of Pope Francis, a Florida woman poses as ICE agent to kidnap her ex's wife, a Phoenix man loses an eye in viscious attack over a "Hey - How ya' doin?", and while we patiently await the verdict of Lori Vallow's most recent trial, the boys are joined by Captain Ron Janix (Host of Coast To Coast's "Beyond Contact" Podcast) to discuss the evolution of the Contact in the Desert Conference, UFO Life, and a little preview of whats to come at Contact in the Desert this year... For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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Yeah, a little rhythm. Yeah, a little rhythm, a little Pope is Dead music. Well, you know, it's important because it's important today to really recognize the fact the curse has been broken and News has finally happened and time for side stories to talk about it. I know. It has finally happened. We've been waiting for something like this for years. It has never happened.
The Pope always gets better. Yeah, he loves getting better. He always goes dipping down and then pulling up the nose, make everybody get all excited, starting up the conclave, sending out the invites. This Pope died like five times. He's been dead.
that's the other thing he's been dead for six months at least they said irreversible heart failure is how he died i actually i'd heard i saw a stroke yeah well he was stroking oh stroking to the east stroking to the west stroking to the boy that i love best he is stroking pope francis's dad hey how you doing welcome to side stories My name is Henry Zebrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson.
How you doing? Stoking. I want to be the first... Stoking to the atheists. Stoking to the... To bless the Pope after he's dead.
You know, a lot of people immediately... And the name of the dad. And the boy. And the ghost. And the enchanted...
Something. Apparition. Yep. I want to say a lot of people said Henry Zebrowski is going to come out hard with the, you know, the Pope harboring molesters joke about how, you know, how he's, you know, him and Whoopi Goldberg, I think, had an affair together. There's a lot of people, him, he was coming for that Ted Danson ex-wife material. Oh, yeah.
I think that there's a lot of people that were expecting me to say stuff like that. But I want to say Papu Jorge, me so sorry you dead. Yeah, man. Papu Jorge, I'm so sorry that the last thing that you had to see was J.D. Vance's fat face, but everybody else was also saying the same thing. We've all seen the millions of jokes about J.D. Vance killing the Pope. He was probably already dead.
Oh, we're saying... Just sitting there. I think that the Pope's been dead for two months. I think so. I think they knew that they had to drag... How did he get fatter? I don't know. And, you know, whatever it is, apparently when you gain cancer, it's not like... But he didn't have cancer. Yeah, it's a lot of stuff.
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