Christmas is here! And there's no better time to roll up a hog's leg and enjoy a nice movie... so this week Henry & Eddie are joined by Santa's favorite degenerate elf Jackie Zebrowski to discuss the best and worst Christmas movies of all time... Happy Holidays from everyone at LPN! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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This is the Last Podcast on the Left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started.
Side stories.
Yes.
No, what a wonderful Christmas day. Dingle bells, dingle bells, dingle all the way. I got a dick and it dingles and it pees out its front. Hey, dingle bells, dingle bells, I pee on my balls. Why is he doing this perverted song? Yeah!
I like how perverted it is.
Why is he doing a song about urine? Yeah, well, last year I had shingle bells, everybody. You did that. You already did that joke at me. I do that joke constantly every holiday. Sounds like you need new Christmas humor, eh?
It's a good one. You know where it originated? It'll never be as good as where it originated. One time on Christmas, I called my Aunt Patty, and she's like, I have shingles. And I was just like, oh, you mean shingle bells? And then she got really mad and hung up the phone. I bet I'd also hang up the phone. That's proof that it was a great joke.
You're right, because that's the audience that needed to receive it. Hell yeah. You gotta rib the person that's got the shingles, always. If she can't take a joke, how's she gonna handle the rest of the shingles?
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