Henry, Eddie, and Jackie are back for another round of Movie Stories! And this time, in preparation for Contact in the Desert 2025 - we’re talking Alien Movies! From Alien Abductions - to Alien Invasions - to Alien Contact - Recent Streaming hits to forgotten classics… we’re getting into them all in this 3rd installment of Movie Stories! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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I mean, I want Lois Lane getting her pussy eaten out by the super dog. I want the fucking. I mean, that's a lot. I want Superman fucking having sex with the Green Lantern. Yeah. Giving himself four butts. Yeah. That's the only way I'm watching these movies.
Yeah.
Is that I need multiple. I need the other guys from Wakanda arriving and they're fucking having fun. And they're kissing and they're sucking and they're fucking. Everybody's kissing. I think that also it's like if Spider-Man had a hole in the suit and he could shoot webs out of his penis.
He does have a hole in the suit.
Yeah, he doesn't shoot webs. No, but it comes on magically. The suit comes on magically, and he's got a hat. I think if he could shoot webs out of the wrist of his suit, then he could shoot webs out of the cock of his suit. But he doesn't ever because everybody's leaving money on the table.
No, it's because they're weak and they're stupid, and it's why superhero movies are never going to properly cut the mustard. Somebody's upset. I'm not upset. Sounds like you're upset. No, this is me having fun. This is you having fun? I'm scared of your fun. You should be. You should be because my fun doesn't leave any stone unturned. My fun does not leave any bridge unburnt.
I like my superhero movies, but I understand that they have no place in this conversation.
Exactly. Because we are talking about movies about aliens today. Welcome to Side Stories. Yes. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Edward Larson.
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