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F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
04 Mar 2025
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What the fuck, kid? Why am I talking in an extra hard Boston accent? Because I'm reminiscent, dude. I'm recording this on March 2nd. March 2nd, 1992, at Nick's Comedy Stop on fucking Warrington Street down in the theater district. You know, where all the fellas hang out. Don't get me started, kid. They don't need to go to Dunkey's. They got enough sugar in their tank, huh?
You know what I'm saying? That's how people talked when I started. It was worse than that. That's how they started. That's the way they talked. That's the way they believed when I started stand-up comedy 23 years ago. Toity Toit. That's actually New York. I only heard one guy ever say that.
I was on the downtown 6 train and the guy running the train back when it was an actual person as opposed to just some fucking computer thing.
Next stop, Toity Toit Street. 23rd Street is next. Exit to the right. Please watch your step. 23rd Street's next.
Anyways, 33 fucking years of not having a real job. Bumming around, traveling, doing all this bullshit. Having a great time. I did this secret stand-up show, whatever the kids call it. In a barbershop in Astor Place, the Astor family, you know, anytime something is named after a family, you know that a lot of people suffered. Right. I remember I started looking up Astro. Who's the Astros, right?
I looked them up. They're all like fucking slumlords and people were dying of tuberculosis as they built their fucking wealth. Cooper Hall was another fucking guy. If you see a statue of a Caucasian All right? And it's not military. It's not some regular fucking person that joined up and won the Medal of Honor. You know, an infantryman.
If it's someone sitting on a fucking horse on the statue, it's usually a pretty safe bet that some people suffered. And... You know, you look at that stuff. Oh, that was a different time and blah, blah, blah. And you look at it now, it's still going on. It's just it's done differently. I just got out of this. I'm going to get back to my 33 years in stand up. 33 years of shit jokes.
I was just in this this fucking car and they had this magazine said Jet Set. And on the cover of the magazine is this fucking guy in like this blue suit. And he's got, he's like mean mugging. Like that's his, he's on the cover of a magazine. He's not smiling like, oh fuck, you know, this is great. He's mean mugging and all of this shit.
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