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Speed Bags, Tabloids, Lonely Bill | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-20-25
20 Feb 2025
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Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr. It's time for Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning podcast. And I'm just checking in on you. Checking in on you. Seeing how your week's going. Are you staying away from the news, man? Starting that shit. I had a fucking great night last night. Oh, well, good for you, Bill.
Glad you had a great fucking night. Why don't you rub it in everybody's faces? I went out and I did a couple of spots. Really liked the New York Comedy Club on the Lower East Side, man. Great room, you know? So I went down there and I don't know.
I tried out. I had this new joke I was trying out that I had such hope for. You know, it's always, you know, setting yourself up for disaster when you go on stage. Like, oh boy, oh boy. Oh, way to get a load of this one.
Turned out the reference I was talking about, people didn't... It hasn't become mainstream yet, so I had to kind of explain what it was. And then get into the other thing, which slowed it down on the first show. But then I went over to the cellar and...
i found a i figured out a funny way to explain it and i can't remember if i did it before or after i just i can't remember i plowed through the joke and then explained it after i think that's what i did i don't know and then i was able to tie something in with that and then tie something else together on something else and um it was uh yeah it was fantastic um
I was psyched, you know, cause I've been doing a lot of standup and, uh, you get rusty quick, but I have been going to my big gay gym.
Um, and, uh, which has been fucking great. I've been going to that every single day, just about, I take one day off a week, um, And, uh, holy shit. I mean, old Freckles, he let himself go. Like, I am, like, dropping weight and all of that, and I still sit down on the couch, and I can grab two fucking cheeseburgers in the front. Like, doubles, too. You know what I mean?
Like, those Wendy's ones, where they just keep stacking them up. So, you know, it's funny. I was telling somebody, fuck, man, I got to drop this weight. They're like, you look great. I'm like, I have a winter coat on. Everybody looks great with a winter coat. I'm still going with the guys wearing shorts. I saw a guy wearing, like, short shorts.
Like the ones guys used to wear when they ran marathons in the 1980s. Remember those, like, those fucking, like, nylon? And then it's cut up, like, the side a little bit. Like, you know, oh, behave, right? But what's funny, as I see this guy, he's got those short shorts on.
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