Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25
20 Mar 2025
Bill rambles about the View, tables in Times Square, and learning guitar. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-20-17 - Bill rambles about Dunkin' Donuts, old cars, and losing his shit. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Steve Vai - Answers (G3: Live In Concert)
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Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking in. How are you? Checking in on you. What's going on?
I had an interesting morning. I was on The View this morning. The View. The View. And you know what's hilarious is I told my lovely wife. I put the fan on. It's fucking hot as shit in here. I told my wife that I was going to be the lovely Nia. She goes, what are you doing tomorrow? And I was like, I got to do the view. She goes, what? She goes, who the fuck booked you on that?
I go, what are you talking about? She goes, all the dumb shit you've said about women. What the fuck are you going?
We both just started laughing. I go, I don't know. I think it's going to be all right or whatever. And I went in and it was great. I had a great time. And, um, I got to tell you a funny Joy Behar story that I never told. It's I'm going to make it vague because I don't want to get, you know, I don't want to say the whole thing. But one time, whatever, our paths crossed. Right.
So I'm talking to her. She's cool as shit. Right. And there was some other comedian there, you know, and for whatever reason, he started like trying to pick on her or whatever. And the dude was a really funny dude. And he started picking on her in the effortless way that she like trashed this dude. It was what's that martial arts style like a keto, you know, where you use their energy.
They come flying at you like they're going to kick your ass. And all of a sudden you send them flying across the room. It was just me, her and this other comedian. And she just mopped.
the floor with him and like i don't think her heartbeat went up even like half a beat per minute like it was it was fucking effortless and i was like holy shit and then i thought about it i'm thinking like well when she came up you know as much as females comics talk about now how hard it is for female when she came up like i mean it was like ridiculous like
So, like, the level of tough that you had to be, I don't think that this comedian understood, like, what she had already... Like, that he was nothing to her. And anyway, I brought it up to her during the break today. And I got to give her a hug and thank her for the free comedy show. It was one of my... Just one of those moments I won't forget where, like...
Like, wow, it's so cool to be in this business that I was in this room when that happened. Oh, my God, she fucking destroyed that guy. Top to bottom, destroyed the guy, and then the dude left. And then he came back in and I remember she just goes, she just looks, you know, she was talking to me and he comes in and then she just barely glances at him. She just goes, where'd you go?
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