[00:00–02:00] 🚀 Was this really a “medium news week”? The girls dive into the headline that sent them — literally — into orbit.[02:00–06:00] 🌌 Katy Perry returns from space and says she’s “never felt more connected to love.” The commentary that follows? Unhinged perfection.[13:00–17:00] 💇♀️ Dyson Airwrap: myth or miracle? Lauren enters her hair reform era, and Chanler has thoughts.[24:00–29:00] 👠 Shoe size shame and celebrity foot gossip (yes, this is a real segment, and yes, it’s glorious).[31:00–34:00] 💸 The $30 Stanley Cup that almost ended a wedding before it started.[35:00–39:00] 🎭 A viral SNL sketch, bad teeth jokes, and a rumored celeb breakup — things get dicey.[40:00–47:00] ⚖️ An unexpected twist in the Lively vs. Baldoni case, including a new voice on Team Justin.[47:00–52:00] 👯♀️ The Kyle and Dorit friendship breakdown — are we watching the end in real time?[52:00–57:00] 🎶 Morgan Wade, Wilder Days, and Real Housewives chemistry that’s way too on-the-nose.[57:00–End (~01:01:00)] 🥂 A toast to long-lasting love — and Jennifer Tilley just living her fabulous life.Check out our amazing sponsors:Clean Simple Eats: Shop Clean Simple Eats protein powder and use code POPAPOLOGISTS for 10% off!Earlybird: Click here to try EarlyBird CBD/THC gummies and use code POP20 for 20% off. Quince: For your next trip, treat yourself to the luxe upgrades you deserve from Quince. Go to quince.com/apologist for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.Hero Bread: Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code POP at checkout.Please note this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.For more Pop Apologists, follow along at:@popapologists on InstagramPop Apologists on YouTubeTo support the show, consider subscribing on Patreon or anywhere you listen to podcasts, where you can get bonus episodes of Pop Apologists every Monday and Friday!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Literally what she's saying is we will never know our capacity for love because we can't afford it. She's calling us all poor. Until you spend $400,000 on this 11 minute journey, you'll never know all the love that you have. Well, well, well, everyone. Welcome to another episode of Pop Apologist Podcast. I'm your co-host, Lauren, with my co-host, Chandler, joining today on the show.
I am excited to be here, excited to be recording. You know, it's been quite the news week, I would say. It's been a medium news week. But there are things that we need to talk about, and I'm excited to share my thoughts on these medium subjects. I mean... Chandler, why are you even saying that? Why are you not acting like this isn't an earth shattering week for humanity?
Because everyone, I'm not sure if you've heard, but the first all female spaceship went to space and safely landed back on earth. And it included none other than our favorite Gayle King, Katy Perry, and a live girl, one Lauren Sanchez. Also, you are just fully forgetting about the other scientists on there. You're just not going to mention the other scientists.
That's because I'm not interested in scientists. Chandler, I'm interested in celebrities. So I don't even know who that is. Who is it? No, there's multiple, just so you know. I believe there's two or three other women with a scientific background. Women in STEM have never held a lot of allure for me. I'm more interested in the women on the red carpet. And that's my truth. That is your truth. Wow.
You want to hear my first dark thought when I heard that they'd landed safely? I was like, okay, thank God, because all my snarky commentary from the day before stands. Right. Oh, my gosh. That is such a good point, because we talked a lot of SHIT on the premium episode for Global Elites. on this entire venture, on this expedition.
And if they had perished, it would not have been a good look for us. We could not have weathered that storm. I'm not sure any publicist could have helped us, any crisis manager. In the same way that Blue Origin ejected from the Earth's atmosphere, we were going to have to eject from this career. If, you know, if, if God forbid the worst had happened, but thankfully it didn't, everything was safe.
It was, you know, a, a, what I heard to be, you know, a very predictable, um, you know, triumphant 11 minutes. And, you know, we were rewarded with even more cringe content post blue origin space flight. Can I play some of it for you? Please. I would love nothing more. I mean, most of the cringe content is coming from Katy Perry, I'll say. Um, so I'm just going to keep going in that vein. Great.
Here we go. so everyone the video that i'm watching is her holding i think a daisy up to the sky as soon as she you know deboards um i don't know if that's a word and then she walks down the stairs and she then kisses the ground which is fine i think that's that's cute um but but let's listen to to her wise words you know after her 11 minute space journey
Katie! Woo! I feel super connected to love. So connected to love. I think this experience has shown me you never know how much love is inside of you, like how much love you have to give and how loved you are until the day you launch.
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