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Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and I am in the waiting room waiting for the three gentlemen, we'll call them, of the Smart List podcast. It's funny. They told me to be here by 845, even though the podcast starts at 930. So it's sort of a point of contention already. But this is the Smart List podcast. Here we go. Smart.
Here's the nice, you guys appreciate this. I decided I'm gonna go to, I was hanging with our buddy at his house over in the West Village. And then our other buddy, Chris Henchy showed up and we were chit-chatting and Chris Henchy is always good for a million laughs. And I said, I'm gonna go to Cafe Clooney for lunch solo. And he goes, oh, you gotta have the Buffalo chicken dumplings.
He's like, they're dumplings, but they're in buffalo chicken sauce. I go, Henshie, it's not part of my freaking diet. He's like, oh, my buddy runs that place. I go, yeah, thanks, man. But you know, this is a temple, as JB would say. So I walk over. Body's no fluke. No fluke. And I walk over there, beautiful noon on a Monday, snow, just like heavy snow starting, tucked into a corner.
I order a salad and a little bit of chicken with some veggies. That's it. And the waitress comes over, plunks down some buffalo chicken dumplings. And I'm like, I text Angie, I'm like, you motherfucker. Oh, he called ahead. He called it in. He called it. My buddy's sitting in the corner. Can you deliver some? Oh, that's funny. And they were, did you have them? Yeah. I had two. They were delicious.
They look like they had a lot of sodium in them. Do they? No, no, no. Do they? No, they don't.
You look beautiful. Am I looking popular? I wanted to tell you about Ricky. What happened to Ricky? This is pretty wild. Gervais? No, my dog. He got another special. Wait, did he lose a number?
Is he bringing the office back? What's happening? I love that we always go to you for our Ricky Gervais news. You're always up on what Ricky's up to.
I like to keep up on it. Tracy, Ricky is your brother's dog. Yeah, she knows that. So he was being watched by this friend of ours who watches a lot of dogs or whatever. And one of the dogs that this person was watching has to take Prozac, right? Oh, sure. Of course. It's Los Angeles dog. It's California.
Lots of problems in the world, but California dogs need antidepressants. It's pretty stressful. It drops from 68 to 72 without any warning. You can bail out now if you want, by the way. If you feel, okay, you're in deep.
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