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Good morning, everybody. Or afternoon. Or evening. Good afternoon or evening.
You always ignore the afternoon people. Yeah. I'm sorry. Good afternoon.
But do people listen to podcasts in the afternoon? They sure do.
By the way, hello to all the people who are on a jog right now. Hello. How are you?
Keep pace. Watch the cracks. Hello, everybody at the supermarket. Hello, everybody who's driving. Check your mirrors.
Those on the subway. Don't miss your stop. Yeah, that's right. Hello, everybody on a walk. Just a regular walk.
Everybody who's at work. Come on, Janet. Come on.
I got a quick dad joke.
Here we go.
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