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All right, so we're having a cold open contest right here. We're trying to create the world's worst cold open. I think this might be it. Well, not yet. I'm just teeing it up. Will, would you like to start the world's worst cold open?
Hey, man, it's freezing in here. Who left the door open? That's good. Pretty good. Welcome to Smart List. Smart List.
It feels like we haven't done this for quite a while. I know. I miss you guys. We canceled a record last week, I think. Yes, we had to, yeah. So it's been a couple weeks. Is that right? Yeah.
It's been a few weeks. Well, we saw each other Saturday. We did. We did. But we haven't done this. We haven't done this in quite a while. We haven't. Jay, how's your style, by the way? Jason's got a big... Stye and his right eye.
It's disgusting. Are we going wide on this? I guess. I can lean into the zoom camera here.
There's a little... You know what? It actually looks... Is it better?
It does look better. I started an antibiotic last night, so that's supposed to... Already? Yeah, I know. I know.
You wanted to wait two weeks just to make sure?
It's all about trying to find the right doctor. Yeah. So anyway, so I think I'm with the right one now. And this, what is now a ball bearing of pus that it will not release from my eyelid, I think is going to start to lessen and ultimately disappear.
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