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The Basement Yard

#475 - Crashing A Wedding

04 Nov 2024

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0.789 - 21.698 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

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26.63 - 51.375 John Smith

Welcome back to the Basement Yard. Ooh, you saved yourself there. You haven't come up with a new slur ever. You just used the ones that you've already heard of. Okay, you're enough. You're done.

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51.395 - 52.295 Jane Doe

You're done, you're done, you're done.

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52.355 - 74.479 John Smith

You kind of walked into that one. Also, I don't know what it says about me. I don't like the pointing. What, that someone's pointing at you? Yeah, I don't... I don't think I'm sensitive. You don't think you're sensitive? I think... Alright, I am pretty sensitive. Thank you. But not in like... You're saying it in a bad way. I think I am a good sensitive. Who said it in a bad way?

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74.539 - 93.303 John Smith

I think you're sensitive. You said it in a bad way. You chose to interpret it as bad because you have toxic masculinity. Oh, here we go. Here's fucking Therapist Joe. Toxic masculinity. That's not toxic masculinity. My masculinity is very... You could drink it and you'd be fine, bitch. Okay, but if I say you're sensitive, why is that a bad thing? You interpret it as bad.

93.343 - 111.468 John Smith

90% of the things that you say on here are meant to insult me, bitch. You just called me a bitch. It is what it is. We can't start an episode two minutes without fucking yelling at each other. Alright, do you want to start? Let's start over. Let's start again. Hi. How are you? I'm doing well. How are you doing? I just said I'm doing well. I know, I know. You fucked up. You fucking listened.

111.508 - 131.512 John Smith

I'm an idiot. Alright, do you want to start it one more time? Okay, go one more time. Okay, I'll start it this time. Go. Hey, welcome back to the basement yard. How are you? I don't know. I'm cutting you off now. I'm cutting you off. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Jesus Christ. It's my fault. I'm doing well. I'm very excited for the wedding that we have as of recording this weekend. We're gonna unloose.

131.572 - 156.817 John Smith

Unloose? I thought you were gonna say unloob, but I was like, what does that mean? Ja, ich bin bereit, ein bisschen was zu machen. Ich werde meine Hüfte anziehen. Frank, ich werde meine Hüfte anziehen. Ja, wir werden ein Werkzeug ausmachen. Hier ist das Ding. Wir sind Männer von einer bestimmten Zeit. Wir müssen planen, was unser Trinken von Wahl sein wird, während der Nacht. Was beginnst du mit?

156.837 - 182.287 John Smith

Was gehst du mit dem Marathon mit? Okay. Let's do what we're going to start with. Alright. I always... First. Same time. Ready? Well, hold on. Wait. Are we... Because here's the thing. You and I are both groomsmen. Right. We're technically going to be starting before the wedding. Tomorrow, yeah. So... Which is the day before the wedding. So, what are we considering to start? Cocktail hour?

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