The Brett Cooper Show
JoJo Siwa Is Straight (Again) & Brigitte SLAPS President Macron? | Episode 35
29 May 2025
JoJo Siwa is confused about her sexuality (again), Gen Z is enrolling themselves in adulting classes, and Big Tech is still failing to protect our kids. By joining Cooper Confidential you are directly supporting me and my team. You’ll get ad-free episodes, exclusive ‘Dear Brett” videos, and a private newsletter Sign up now: https://cooperconfidential.supercast.com/ Peterson Academy: Join today for $399 a year! https://petersonacademy.com/brett Good Ranchers: Get a year of FREE MEAT and $40 off with code BRETT: https://www.goodranchers.com American Financing: Visit https://americanfinancing.net/brett or call (800) 852-2010 Disclaimer: NMLS 182334, www.nmlsconsumeraccess.org Masa Chips: Use code BRETT for 25% off your first order at https://masachips.com/brett #BrettCooper #TheBrettCooperShow #BrettCooperShow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Happy Thursday! It seems like everyone out there is confused about their sexuality, from Tim Walz to Jojo Siwa. Gen Z is now enrolling themselves in adulting classes because the education system is not actually teaching them what they need, and big tech is of course failing to protect our kids.
So before we dive into these other stories, we do have to talk about the American Music Awards that happened at the beginning of this week, also known as the AMAs. Guys, they were basically a disaster. There was a ton of hype surrounding this award show. Everybody was excited to see everyone. There were rumors of maybe a Taylor Swift sighting. None of it happened. Nobody showed up.
Like everybody who was nominated for the big awards, they just weren't even there. In fact, the AMAs did not even televise some of their biggest awards because the people did not even show. But there was one person who did show up and she wanted to make sure that we all knew how relevant she was.
But before we dive into that, make sure that you're following our podcast page and rate the show if you are enjoying it. And as a reminder, I am on tour this spring. If you want to come see me in a city near you, you can go to brettcooper.com to buy tickets. We still have them available in a few cities. We also added new shows in Dallas and in Austin. so I hope to see you guys there.
But back to the story, guys. That person who wanted to ensure that we knew how relevant she was was none other than J.Lo. And we've talked about J.Lo in the past, I believe, about this woman who was just trying to hold on to any semblance of fame she still has.
And just as an aside, one of my favorite stories about J.Lo is that she was filmed walking around the Bronx, you know, Jenny from the block, and she went to her childhood home, and the guy who lives in her home now was sitting out on the porch, And she walked up and she thought it was going to be this like emotional, you know, this is a fan of her, something like that.
She walks up and she was like, I used to live here. And the guy is like a straight up New Yorker. He's like, who the F are you? I don't know who you are. And she's like, I'm Jenny. And he's like, I don't know who you are. Like, get out of my house. Anyway, it's hysterical. She also tried to do that whole like docuseries reality TV show when she was married to Ben Affleck. That fell on its face.
She also tried to do a tour. She canceled that. But don't worry. She showed up to the AMAs to prove us all wrong. Take a watch. Okay, I'm sorry.
You know that you are losing relevancy when you are a 55-year-old woman and the only way that you can make a splash on stage is by making out with like five people, many of them including women, and shaking your ass on stage towards the audience and being flipped upside down. You're not pink. You should not be like flying through the sky like she does. This is genuinely just a cry for help.
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