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The Commercial Break

A Dire Situation!

17 Apr 2025

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Episode #732: Bryan & Krissy discuss the Minecraft movie destroying box office records and the literal box offices! The block chicken has taken the 8-28 year old world by storm. A storm of popcorn, Fuego, Sour Patch Kids and a live chicken. Jack Black has some explaining to do. then, the Dire Wolf is back. Why? Joe Rogan, that's why! Plus, Bryan has a heart felt Blue moment as her time driving him crazy on this earth, may be quickening. TCBit: Hambone (without Hoadley) gets a bit TOO excited about this year's Crabapple Idol winner. Watch EP #732 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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5.95 - 24.834 Bryan Green

And welcome back to WSHIT, it's Hambone and Hoadley in the mornin'. Hambone here without Hoadley as Hoadley takes some time off to get her carbuncles checked. Those things can be painful. I should know, I had some carbuncles in my motherfuncles. But you know, as the old saying goes, what do you give a radio disc jockey that's got everything? A shot of penicillin.

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24.874 - 43.262 Bryan Green

And thanks to Dr. Perry for taking care of my carbuncle funcles with a shot of penicillin. So Hundley will be back just as soon as she can. But you know me, I'm here to hold it down while you go to pound town. You know what I'm talking about, guys. Boy, yo, yo, yo, yoing indeed. While we're talking about my boinger, tough judging and competition just as stiff as I was.

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43.802 - 60.311 Bryan Green

Last night on our sister station, WFUCU, as the 15th annual Crab Apple Idol concluded its season, crowning 27-year-old Elizabeth Saddlebush the new Crab Apple Idol. I'm going to tell you what, guys. A set of lungs on this girl, and her singing wasn't so bad either.

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60.591 - 74.563 Bryan Green

She'll be walking away with $500 in Tina Tannen-Twee's gift cards, a one-year residency at Jerry's Casino and Bait Shop, and a six-month lease on a Nissan Sentra from Todd and Bob's Nissan, located on 22 Main Street.

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76.713 - 122.352 Bryan Green

And while it was a close call between Elizabeth and 16-year-old rock and roll bassoonist Eddie Munhandle, Elizabeth sealed the deal by writhing around on the floor, pandering to the mostly male audience and singing one hell of a cover of this tune. Let's play that song right now. Ah!

137.441 - 154.104 Bryan Green

What a voice. A voice like an angel. A Charlie's angel, but an angel nonetheless. I now hope you'll be looking forward to that in-person studio interview just like I am. Boing, boing, boing, boing. All right, let's pay some bills while I get some thrills. We'll be back after this commercial break.

161.346 - 163.546 Announcer

On this episode of The Commercial Break...

164.847 - 185.447 Bryan Green

So these dire wolves signal to me that we are yet a little bit closer to this becoming a reality. And we're actually within any earshot of it happening. I don't think it would be outrageous to believe that some dinosaurs, probably smaller ones, if you can find a host to impregnate with, some smaller dinosaurs.

185.887 - 186.748 Krissy Hoadley

Maybe a crocodile.

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