Episode #725: Bryan & Krissy go back to the early 90's and pull out one of the worst dating shows ever conceived...STUDS. An episode featuring "Wild Women" brings together mud wrestlers and dud-studs to give us one of the useless shows of all time. But, make "lemonade of lemonade" they say! Plus, Val Kimmer's passing hits Bryan in his soft spot. TCBit: Fyree Fest 1.2 is on! It's the can't miss, miss of the festival season! Watch EP #725 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits: Written, Performed and Edited by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Deep in the heart of the Mayan Riviera, beyond the sandy beaches, tropical vibes, and blue waters, lies an event so exclusive it can't be seen with the human eye. Announcing Fiery Fest 1.2. This is the event that has to be seen to be seen. Have you seen? Will you be seen? Concert, dance party, rave, sporting event, baseball card signing festival, you will not want to miss.
All brought to you by Billy McFarland, El Scamay Gringo Productions, Tila Tequila Tequila, Boone's Farm Tropical Mist Coolers, The New York State Parole Board, RonJeremy.com, and Doug from across the street. With ticket prices starting at just $37,995, you'd be a fool not to not think about it. Purchase the Bernie Madoff package and you'll be whisked away from a helipad in Valdosta, Georgia.
to Orlando, Florida's International Airport, where you'll meet 120 other Instagram influencers for an unforgettable journey you'd soon wish you'd forget. Then you'll hop aboard our luxury Spirit Airlines private public flight to your destination somewhere in Mexico. You'll be promptly driven to your accommodations in style by Pablo's Cousins Transportation.
Enjoy your 6.5-hour drive through the lush tropical rainforests in Pablo's Cousin's Convertible Honda Pickup Trucks, sip on complimentary tap water provided by Doug from across the street, and enjoy an amuse-bouche provided by Billy the Douche. Once you arrive at your all-inclusive resort, it's time to unpack, relax, and let Donna's Beachside Motel pamper you in style.
How about a swim in the above-ground pool? Take a bath in our eco-friendly outdoor repurposed beer cooler. or visit Donna's day spa and salon for a happy ending you nor your doctor will soon forget. But get some rest, because the party starts early and you will not want to miss being photographed with some of TikTok's most obnoxious influencers.
With over 22 separate locations in 4 different towns and 3 different cities, Fiery Fest 1.2 is the most spread out festival this festival season. You'll enjoy music from some of music's most exciting artists, like ******. And, and, and, and two late night sets by Doug from across the street. Plus, you'll be raving well into the morning when DJ Dan spins the night away.
DJ Dan, fresh from his residency at Tom and Sarah's wedding, will melt your face off with a mind-blowing techno laser and two smoke machines. Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to hobnob like an angel investor at a crypto conference with our celebrity munch and brunch. You'll be rubbing elbows with the elite and eating street tacos from a paper plate.
Celebrities expected in attendance include Rob Schneider, the guy who played Chunk in Goonies, Charlie from Charlie Bit My Finger, Kid Rock, and Doug from across the street. With special athlete celebrities like five-time Charleston pickleball champion Reggie Twaddles,
and russian semi-pro basketball star angela sideswipe a wise man once said life doesn't have a refund policy why should we that wise man dog from across the street fiery fest 1.2 is for the dreamers the doers the people who love taking risks and those who are okay wasting their hard-earned money Fiery Fest 1.2 is not legally bound to tell you anything.
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