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That's the thing. It's that moment where you're like, do we want to go any harder? I saw a video of Angus on stage the other night, like recently. He's like 70 years old. From ACDC.
Going ham. Old fucking dude, white hair, just dancing. See if you can find that video. Just dancing around on stage. Carl is still up. He's like, Dad, you didn't even put me down yet. It takes three minutes to calm him? You got a whole system? It's usually three or four minutes, and then by for sure seven or eight, he's asleep. Do they have a weighted blanket or not for him?
I don't think they do that for dogs. He doesn't have that much anxiety. He's pretty big. Does that really work with people? I feel like there's other ways.
There's that one video of that really kind of weak kid who gets trapped under one or whatever. Have you ever seen that? Oh, no. At that birthday party. How big is the blanket? I mean, I guess it's like 80-pound test or whatever. I don't know how heavy the threat is. Like a Marlin blanket?
A Marlin line? I mean, I don't know how heavy the thread was, but it's like, he's like trying to text for help or whatever. Jesus Christ. Oh, so it's just a joke. No, no. It has to be a joke. For real? No, he was really trapped?
Yeah, it looked like he was very much trapped under there. Oh, man. He was very, I don't want to say malnourished or unnourished. You know, he just didn't like to eat or whatever. One of those kids that only eats nuggets or whatever. Oh, well, nuggets are better than just chips. At least nuggets are some kind of protein. Yeah.
I mean, some kind of. What do you think Bobby Kennedy's going to do when he gets into the White House? Did we start? I think we're starting. Are we rolling? I've been going. Yeah, we're rolling. Okay. You think they're going to get rid of nuggets? See, here's my take on it. I was just reading this whole thing about Chick-fil-A, and they were saying, this is the most dangerous food in America.
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