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Good morning millennials! Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday a big Wednesday after the big Tuesday a big Tuesday because of obvious reasons and a big Wednesday because our girl Jacqueline Follet is celebrating her 19th birthday happy birthday Jax guys make sure to sign off in the comments wishing Jacqueline Follet a happy birthday how are you doing Jacqueline?
I'm doing good yes that's why it's a big day today because it's my birthday yeah um It's been a really nice day so far. Just like a nice birthday at home. I don't have like major crazy plans. Like I'm not going to the club, even though in the club, we all fam. You tell them, okay, Gen Z, she really is 19. Let me tell you, that's one of my favorite sounds.
Like it cracks me up and I use it a lot in my everyday life. In the club, we all fam. We all fam. It's hilarious. I can't believe you know that sound. Like you're so young.
I really enjoy it. So yes, in the club, we are all a fam. I'm just enjoying like a nice birthday at home so far. It's been like a quiet morning and then I'll just have a nice day. That's, you know, kind of birthdays as you grow up. You're just hopeful for like a peaceful, loving, joyous day.
And I think as you grow up, you hope that, of course, your best friend slash partner in crime slash business partner slash sister would sing you a happy birthday with her beautiful voice. Is that something you hope for, you think? Yes, because I think there's been a lot of fanfare for your voice.
And I'm always your number one fan. That's so true. As a nation, we've truly never been more divided. And you would never know it if you went to the comments section of our Instagram. People were just kind of fawning over my vocals. I feel like I reminded these bitches, like, yeah, I sing on the podcast, but I'm usually not giving it 100%. I'm not really trying.
And I gave the God Bless America rendition yesterday my entire pussy. And people were really receptive to that pussy. So I'm thrilled about that. So do you want to sing me Happy Birthday? Oh, yeah. Because I'll never stop you. I mean, you're like begging me to at this point. I think you have to.
Well, guys, please join me in wishing our beautiful, talented, stunning, and smart Swirly a happy birthday. Stevie Wonder's version or royalty version? No, regular. Make it soulful. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Jacqueline Follet. Rhyme. Stunning. Happy birthday. I did too much. Sorry, let me just undo. Guys, forget.
She made it about her. You didn't hear that. She made it about her. Happy birthday to you. Me. Me.
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