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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. I could sing, but I won't because I value my business. What do you mean? Our business is singing. It's Friday.
Oh, you could sing a different song. I could, but there's really no other song worth singing on a day such as today. I feel like there are songs that would capture the moment beautifully.
I'm feeling so conflicted about this.
Celebrate good times, come on.
Let's celebrate. Now, I'm feeling conflicted because obviously you never want to be ungrateful for a Friday, right? But... But literally, I'm sleeping, and I wake up, and it's Saturday. I spent the first 20 minutes of today thinking it was Saturday. You were improperly oriented. And I actually could cry how upset I am. It's really crazy how it fucked me up.
I'm really sorry to hear that. I've been there before. I actually think I was experiencing this last week where it was a Friday and I was like, I know I'm supposed to be grateful, but I'm improperly oriented and that's not my fault. And it seems like we just need to have orientation, you know? Today is orientation because it's Friday and I do feel like we're missing...
You know, one day we're going to look back on this day and be like, we didn't even appreciate that it was Friday.
I know. I guess because like next weekend is like the longest weekend ever with Thanksgiving. And I'm so excited for it. So maybe it's like this little weekend today.
Also, it's like one day we'll look back on this Friday and wish we appreciated it. Technically, that would be on Monday. That will feel that way. But like Monday of next week is a Thursday.
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