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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Wednesday. Okay, it's Wednesday. It's the middle of the week. It's a hump day. However, you in particular are going to get through that, whether it's with a pillow-humping saddle or just humping someone you love. Do what you gotta do. Happy Wednesday, swirlies. How you doing?
Happy Wednesday. It is the day of the wens, which feels fair. Yesterday was a shock to the system. Today it is what it is. When we're done with this episode, we will have ushered you into the latter half of the week and we just have to keep looking towards the future.
I find myself like as I get older saying it is what it is more and more. And it's just like, it is what it is.
I mean, it's a great convo ender while also being agreeable and accepting the things that we can't change.
Yes. Yes. And I actually also find myself quoting that Alcoholics Anonymous blurb more often than I care to admit, because it's kind of pargy. It has nothing to do with alcoholism. It has to do with like God and courage.
Yeah. It has to do with faith. Like, accepting the things that I cannot change, which is the fact that it's Wednesday, and I'm just gonna accept that.
Speaking of quotes, I actually saw the most beautiful quote yesterday that borderline brought me to tears, and it came from TikTok. I shared this on my Instagram, so I apologize if this is repetitive, but it bears repeating. Nostalgia is proof you are living a life to be proud of. How lucky we are to yearn for our own memories. That's beautiful.
It's such a party way of thinking because nostalgia, like when you really get into it, like can be so depressing. It's like the good days are behind us. But it's like, no, you've lived such a party life like you're yearning for it.
You're in for your own things that you had.
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