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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to The Toast. Happy Monday. That dead ass feels like a Wednesday because the week is so short. We have so much to fucking talk about. Hey, Jax, how you doing? Doing good. We have so much to talk about. I was like working all night last night, you know, watching Wicked. I worked all night. It doesn't feel like a Monday. I worked all night.
I saw it late because we went after the kids went out, and I didn't get home until midnight. It was crazy. I mean, that's so crazy of you. I was thinking, she's such a good mom. Just miss bedtime one time. Just go to the movies at 4 o'clock. I went at 5. It was perfect. We got home at 8.30. I went to bed at 9. It was perfect. No, seriously. I got home at 11.45. That's so stupid.
No, I didn't think that, I don't know what I would have done differently. I wouldn't have like left my children to go sit at the movies. Like even sitting there and they're sleeping. I'm like, now I remember why I never want to go to the movies. Like this experience is not for someone with young children. Like. least of all me, but the movie, I had to see the movie.
So I did what needed to be done. This is all Jackie. I wasn't supposed to see the movie. I bought tickets intentionally for Thanksgiving weekend. I thought it would be such a nice way to spend the Thanksgiving weekend. Everybody's out of the city. There were tons of tickets. And then Jackie sprung on me on Saturday. She's like, hey, I think I'm gonna see Wicked tomorrow night.
Like if you could see it too, so we can recap it together. And by the way, trying to get tickets to Wicked in Manhattan is like trying to get tickets to Hamilton. It was insane. I went to the most random theater at this random time. And the theater we booked had three rows. And I was like, where? Are we going to someone's living room? It was so scary.
We were so afraid up until the moment we walked in. It was totally fine. It was just a really small theater. And we are going to do a big official Wicked recap. It's going to be our first story. If you're looking to avoid spoilers, check the timestamps in the description of this episode. There will be a full timestamp for like anything you could possibly spoil. So that's the first story.
We won't get into it. It'll be hard not to. It's also going to be so hard not to sing because I was so well behaved at the theater last night. I can't stop singing all morning. And though I'd never show it, I'd be so happy I could melt. And I actually feel, and I promise we won't dive into the whole thing right now.
I just want to start off today's episode by like actually apologizing to Cynthia and Ariana. Because my ass was in the theater holding a shit ton of space. For the lyrics of Defying Gravity. And I actually think my husband was also holding space for it too. Interesting. I feel as though they've been acting so crazy on this press tour. Like I fully understand why.
And given the performances that they delivered, like they are allowed to act however they want. Like if I'm that talented, yeah, I'm also crazy. Okay. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. Like with that level of talent, you have to be crazy. Like you're not also, like Elon said, I'm not also going to be like a cool, normal dude. Right. Yeah.
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