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Good morning Millennials and welcome back to the Toast and Happy Friday that really feels like a Friday because the theme of today is leisure. We had a leisurely morning. We took ourselves out to breakfast. We're recording at 1.20. We never do this.
Turdy's not even being honest and we're not being honest by saying good morning Millennials. It's so true. It is 1.30. We never record this late. This episode's not coming out in the mornings. But we've actually been very busy this morning. We didn't actually just wake up and just say, screw sisterhood, screw swirling hood.
Well, speak for yourself. I did. I woke up this morning and I said, screw sisterhood. Literally never done that. We had work stuff this morning, which pushed us back to record late, which was a choice. Choice.
But like to act like we actually have had a leash in the morning when we're seriously broke down. So true. We're so broke down. We couldn't do video even though we maybe should have because we look actually really cute. We're matching.
We're in pajamas. But today's episode is audio only. So if you're searching YouTube, I apologize. But not only do we look disgusting. In a very cute sort of way. But we also have Gizno on Sunday. And, like, I kind of need to preserve my on-camera flair and, like, my glamorous celebrity je ne sais quoi for the swirlies coming to see us Sunday at the Hard Rock Live Seminole Fort Lauderdale.
It has, like, a thousand names. Yeah, I know. Hard Rock Live Seminole Hollywood Casino. Orlando Casino. Oh, no, not Orlando. Fort Lauderdale. Like, I don't even know. No, it's Hollywood. Hollywood Fort Lauderdale. Florida. Florida. comma, what county? USA. Yeah. Broward or Miami-Dade?
That's the thing. We don't even know where we're going on Sunday, but we're so excited. So this episode is giving real Friday energy because there's no video and we're just kind of lax. You know, we're in our jammies. We are. We're in matching robes.
Jammas. Yeah, we would be cute for video, but let's just keep talking about how cute we are and how much you guys are missing out. We're already starting with like so many excuses, like so much justification. It's Friday. I feel like everybody just starts with like lies and excuses. Lies, lies, lies, lies. Look into my eyes, eyes, eyes.
I think we harmonized. I think we might have. I think we might have. So it's very much a Friday over here.
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